djhabib
Jaws
Wife had it removed as well, Fairfield hospital sent her home without doing the surgery. Went to Liverpool operated that day. If they waited any longer it probably would have burst.
That doesn't sound good at all. Holy ****.
So the pillow again tried to ****ing kill me in my sleep last night. This time it had like computer wires coming out of it to try choke me. The dream actually woke me up. When I kind of came to it, i realized i was holding the pillow. Missus also woke up and asked what's wrong. I said you don't even wanna know
threw the pillow across the room and then went back to sleep.Going to adairs this week to buy the missus a new pillow. This ones got it in for me bad
Those aren't pillows!So the pillow again tried to ****ing kill me in my sleep last night. This time it had like computer wires coming out of it to try choke me. The dream actually woke me up. When I kind of came to it, i realized i was holding the pillow. Missus also woke up and asked what's wrong. I said you don't even wanna know
Going to adairs this week to buy the missus a new pillow. This ones got it in for me bad
If I’m her I’d be sleeping with one eye open waiting for it to come down on my face…So the pillow again tried to ****ing kill me in my sleep last night. This time it had like computer wires coming out of it to try choke me. The dream actually woke me up. When I kind of came to it, i realized i was holding the pillow. Missus also woke up and asked what's wrong. I said you don't even wanna know
Going to adairs this week to buy the missus a new pillow. This ones got it in for me bad
Mate woke up once to his wife (think GF at the time) standing at end of bed glaring at him holding scissors
After a few seconds she went and put them in bedside drawer (which isn’t where they came from), and got back into bed.
He waited a minute then went and got them and out and stashed them away
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****ing hell.If I’m here I’d be sleeping with one eye open waiting for it to come down on my face…
Mate woke up once to his wife (think GF at the time) standing at end of bed glaring at him holding scissors
After a few seconds she went and put them in bedside drawer (which isn’t where they came from), and got back into bed.
He waited a minute then went and got them and out and staged them away
My step son used to sleep walk all the time. Similar thing happened, he was standing at our bedroom door holding scissors.
Him mum and i **** ourselves
thankfully we were both awake and softly spoke to him and guided him back to bed.I been watching to many episodes of FROM lol
Vichyssoise
Great White
80 minutes of fun every week and then nothing else to hold on to.
HaroldBishop
Megalodon
Apparently I've got two penises now so I won't have that problem next season.
Vichyssoise
Great White
I know that I don't want to know, but... What?
There's an earlier post mate.I know that I don't want to know, but... What?
Anyway, I wish I had two penises,- I would finally have 6 inches!
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Vichyssoise
Great White
Add a third one, and you'll have 7.
That must be guinness world record size!
HaroldBishop
Megalodon
Jesus I might want to give them a call!
beaver2233
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Sorry for the delayed response.
The initial pain, and worst of it, ie, needing to sit in the hot bath for relief all happened quite quickly I think.
Then I went to my GP (got a ct etc), who prescribed something to assist with peeing the stone out (flomax I think it was). Took probably 1.5 weeks from then to pee it out. Though yeah in terms of painkillers I didn't get anything prescribed.
Vichyssoise
Great White
No worries. I've been pain free for a couple of days too, but it had happened earlier in the week as well. I don't know if the medicine I'm taking are helping or if it's just the calm before the storm.
Stones are a nightmare passed 7+ 12 months ago, biggest was 2.1 mm drank like a camel for 3 weeks so non got stuck mid stream.
Lucky they were small enough to pass. The pain and discomfort is horrendous but apparently gets even worse if it’s to big to pass.
Lucky they were small enough to pass. The pain and discomfort is horrendous but apparently gets even worse if it’s to big to pass.
Vichyssoise
Great White
Thanks to the medicine I got at the hospital, my kidney stone appears to be behaving and symptoms were downgraded from acute pain to mild discomfort.
That treatment does come however with a somewhat unwanted side effect since it has led to a significant increase in my fart output.
Actually, I'm not merely farting, I'm bellowing. People can hear me arrive from a couple of blocks away.
While it did provide some fun early in a 'pull my finger' kind of way, needless to say that after a few days we've all grown weary of this age-old entertainment. I hardly find any solace in the fact I might have a future in 1920s music hall reenactments. At least 2 more weeks of this routine and I'll have to buy a new set of underwear for Christmas.
Of course, work is where I'm enjoying myself the most. Trying to stealthily hide a fart louder than a 787 before takeoff does offer some interesting challenges that, if I'm being honest, I have yet to master. Thankfully it's all noise and no smell, but I can't really blame anyone giving me a strange look.
I'm not entirely sure my current predicament is quite true to the 'holiday spirit', but it does offer some relief. Walking fart machine wasn't on my bucket list for 2024 though.
And who needs this, seriously?
* It is the off season indeed. *
That treatment does come however with a somewhat unwanted side effect since it has led to a significant increase in my fart output.
Actually, I'm not merely farting, I'm bellowing. People can hear me arrive from a couple of blocks away.
While it did provide some fun early in a 'pull my finger' kind of way, needless to say that after a few days we've all grown weary of this age-old entertainment. I hardly find any solace in the fact I might have a future in 1920s music hall reenactments. At least 2 more weeks of this routine and I'll have to buy a new set of underwear for Christmas.
Of course, work is where I'm enjoying myself the most. Trying to stealthily hide a fart louder than a 787 before takeoff does offer some interesting challenges that, if I'm being honest, I have yet to master. Thankfully it's all noise and no smell, but I can't really blame anyone giving me a strange look.
I'm not entirely sure my current predicament is quite true to the 'holiday spirit', but it does offer some relief. Walking fart machine wasn't on my bucket list for 2024 though.
And who needs this, seriously?
* It is the off season indeed. *
Western Sharkie
Jaws
The scary part is this is the ”No.2” machine. (New and improved)Thanks to the medicine I got at the hospital, my kidney stone appears to be behaving and symptoms were downgraded from acute pain to mild discomfort.
That treatment does come however with a somewhat unwanted side effect since it has led to a significant increase in my fart output.
Actually, I'm not merely farting, I'm bellowing. People can hear me arrive from a couple of blocks away.
While it did provide some fun early in a 'pull my finger' kind of way, needless to say that after a few days we've all grown weary of this age-old entertainment. I hardly find any solace in the fact I might have a future in 1920s music hall reenactments. At least 2 more weeks of this routine and I'll have to buy a new set of underwear for Christmas.
Of course, work is where I'm enjoying myself the most. Trying to stealthily hide a fart louder than a 787 before takeoff does offer some interesting challenges that, if I'm being honest, I have yet to master. Thankfully it's all noise and no smell, but I can't really blame anyone giving me a strange look.
I'm not entirely sure my current predicament is quite true to the 'holiday spirit', but it does offer some relief. Walking fart machine wasn't on my bucket list for 2024 though.
And who needs this, seriously?
* It is the off season indeed. *
Vichyssoise
Great White
The original and still the greatest... or so they say.