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If Chuck Norris (a ginger, FFS) is eligible for his own list of his superhuman facts, surely Gallen is as well?
I'll start.
- Julia Gillard just named Paul Gallen to her Cabinet as Minister for Defence and Minister for Offense.
- Some people were Chuck Norris shirts. Chuck Norris wears Paul Gallen shirts.
- Paul Gallen can touch MC Hammer.
- Humans can drink their own urine three times before they die. Paul Gallen can drink his own urine eleven times before he gets annoyed and takes your Gatorade.
- Mr T does not pity Paul Gallen.
What have you got? Not too many copypasta Chuck Norris facts, I hope.
I'll start.
- Julia Gillard just named Paul Gallen to her Cabinet as Minister for Defence and Minister for Offense.
- Some people were Chuck Norris shirts. Chuck Norris wears Paul Gallen shirts.
- Paul Gallen can touch MC Hammer.
- Humans can drink their own urine three times before they die. Paul Gallen can drink his own urine eleven times before he gets annoyed and takes your Gatorade.
- Mr T does not pity Paul Gallen.
What have you got? Not too many copypasta Chuck Norris facts, I hope.