Paul Gallen Facts
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snowman
Total gronk
wo hu cang long: transaltion from mandarin to english... crouching paul hidden gallen
Paul Gallen's testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
Paul Gallen can smell what the rock is cooking. because the rock is his personal chef
Behind every successful man, there is a beautiful woman. behind every dead man there is Paul gallen
Paul Gallen's testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
Paul Gallen can smell what the rock is cooking. because the rock is his personal chef
Behind every successful man, there is a beautiful woman. behind every dead man there is Paul gallen
SharkBoy
Great White
Paul Gallen's farts have been known to cause infrustructure damage.
Megashark
Jaws
I am sure Gal would be flattered to read some of the "facts" about himself in this thread! 
SharkLabelSociety
Great White
^If anyone knows how to, I will.
snowman
Total gronk
i think it would be to late to send now
before going to bed each night, the boogey man checks under his bed for Paul Gallen
before going to bed each night, the boogey man checks under his bed for Paul Gallen
snowman
Total gronk
thats gold
sharks4ever
Great White
That's the best so I reckon:drunk
Paul Gallen once told Madeleine McCann to get lost.
Paul Gallen has only ever farted once. His trip to Haiti did not go well.
Recently scientists have developed a Paul Gallen toilet paper. It was extremely difficult as it wouldn't take **** from anybody
Paul Gallen secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Paul Gallen has only ever farted once. His trip to Haiti did not go well.
Recently scientists have developed a Paul Gallen toilet paper. It was extremely difficult as it wouldn't take **** from anybody
Paul Gallen secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
snowman
Total gronk
Paul Gallen does not wear a condom, there is no such thing as protection from Paul Gallen
Paul Gallen will never have a heart attack, his heart isnt foolish enough to attack him
if you want a list of Paul Gallen’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Paul Gallen turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him
There is no such thing as tornados. Paul Gallen just hates trailer parks
When Paul Gallen looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Paul Gallen and Paul Gallen
Paul Gallen has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Paul Gallen to die before they attack.
Paul Gallen will never have a heart attack, his heart isnt foolish enough to attack him
if you want a list of Paul Gallen’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Paul Gallen turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him
There is no such thing as tornados. Paul Gallen just hates trailer parks
When Paul Gallen looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Paul Gallen and Paul Gallen
Paul Gallen has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Paul Gallen to die before they attack.
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SharkBoy
Great White
Paul Gallen once took a piss. He named the puddle the Pacific Ocean.
snowman
Total gronk
Paul Gallens kid piss their name in snow.
He pisses his in concrete
He pisses his in concrete
SharkBoy
Great White
When you say "No one's perfect", Paul Gallen takes this as an insult.
Paul Gallen doesn't bowl strikes, He just knocks one down, the other nine faint.
There is no such thing as Global Warming. Paul Gallen was cold so he turned the sun up.
Paul Gallen doesn't bowl strikes, He just knocks one down, the other nine faint.
There is no such thing as Global Warming. Paul Gallen was cold so he turned the sun up.
snowman
Total gronk
fixed
snowman
Total gronk
Crop circles are Paul Gallens' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the ***** down.
Paul Gallen recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Paul Gallen that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
Paul Gallen
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Paul-Gallen-Division.”
Paul Gallen recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Paul Gallen that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
Paul Gallen
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Paul-Gallen-Division.”
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