Mark^Bastard
Great White
Why doesn't Paul Gallen ever jump for the high ball?
If he did the Earth would start orbiting around him.
If he did the Earth would start orbiting around him.
Paul Gallen Facts
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snowman
Total gronk
when you play monopoly whith paul gallen, you do not pass go, you do not collect 200 hundred dollars. you are lucky to make it out alive
for paul gallen, every street is one way. HIS WAY
for paul gallen, every street is one way. HIS WAY
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SharkBoy
Great White
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Paul Gallen and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The Titanic didn't sink because it hit an iceburg, it collided with Paul Gallen doing back stroke in the Atlantic.
They once made a Paul Gallen toilet paper. It had to be recalled because it didn't take shiit from anybody
The Titanic didn't sink because it hit an iceburg, it collided with Paul Gallen doing back stroke in the Atlantic.
They once made a Paul Gallen toilet paper. It had to be recalled because it didn't take shiit from anybody
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snowman
Total gronk
the ultimate warrior quit wrestling as paul gallen wanted his nickname back.
paul gallen doesnt follow fashion trends, they follow him. but then he kicks their ass. nobody follows paul gallen
paul gallen doesnt follow fashion trends, they follow him. but then he kicks their ass. nobody follows paul gallen
SharkBoy
Great White
Paul Gallen never wet his bed as a child, The bed wet itself out of fear.
The volcano in Iceland was not actually a volcano, but Paul Gallen having a BBQ
Paul Gallen doesn't need to wear head gear cos is head is so hard. One time, a St.George player tried to take Gal's head off. The St. George player was out for 12 months with a dislocated shoulder and broken arm in 3 places.
The volcano in Iceland was not actually a volcano, but Paul Gallen having a BBQ
Paul Gallen doesn't need to wear head gear cos is head is so hard. One time, a St.George player tried to take Gal's head off. The St. George player was out for 12 months with a dislocated shoulder and broken arm in 3 places.
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snowman
Total gronk
when paul gallen wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
according to einsteins theory of relativity, paul gallen can tackle you, yesterday
everybody loves raymond, except paul gallen
according to einsteins theory of relativity, paul gallen can tackle you, yesterday
everybody loves raymond, except paul gallen
SharkBoy
Great White
Most footballers sledge. Paul Gallen delivers the last rites.
snowman
Total gronk
paul gallen doesnt go hunting, he goes killing.
paul gallen is suing myspace, as this is what he calls everything around you.
with the rising costs of petrol, paul gallen is starting to worry about his drinking habbit.
paul gallen grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
the original title of the movie alien v predator, was in fact supposed to be, alien and predator v paul gallen.
paul gallen wipes his ass with chain mail and sand paper.
paul gallen once lost the remote control to his t.v, but remained in control by yelling the channel he wanted to watch, inbetween bites of his "fillet of child sandwich"
paul gallen is suing myspace, as this is what he calls everything around you.
with the rising costs of petrol, paul gallen is starting to worry about his drinking habbit.
paul gallen grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
the original title of the movie alien v predator, was in fact supposed to be, alien and predator v paul gallen.
paul gallen wipes his ass with chain mail and sand paper.
paul gallen once lost the remote control to his t.v, but remained in control by yelling the channel he wanted to watch, inbetween bites of his "fillet of child sandwich"
SharkBoy
Great White
Paul Gallen once made the Manly fans at Brookvale cry so much that play had to be abandoned due to heavy 'rain'
Paul Gallen doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Paul Gallen.
Paul Gallen doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Paul Gallen once consumed 10 bottles of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
If at first you don't succeed, you ain't Paul Gallen.
Paul Gallen doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Paul Gallen.
Paul Gallen doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Paul Gallen once consumed 10 bottles of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
If at first you don't succeed, you ain't Paul Gallen.
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SharkLabelSociety
Great White
- Paul Gallen once sold his soul to the devil, before hunting him down, tackling him to the ground and taking it back. The Devil accepted he had been bested, and now they play poker every second Thursday night.
- All Chuck Norris facts are actually about Paul Gallen.
- The reason why Blake Ferguson quit the Sharks is because he couldn't handle facing Paul Gallen in training any more.
- Isaac de Gois once pulled a prank on Paul Gallen. Next time he woke up, he was a Knight.
- All Chuck Norris facts are actually about Paul Gallen.
- The reason why Blake Ferguson quit the Sharks is because he couldn't handle facing Paul Gallen in training any more.
- Isaac de Gois once pulled a prank on Paul Gallen. Next time he woke up, he was a Knight.
snowman
Total gronk
People created the automobile to escape from Paul Gallen... Not to be outdone, Paul Gallen created the automobile accident.
sharkboy18
Jaws
Sharkboy and Snowman, you 2 have the most fantastic facts especially the one about Sadam Hussein and the parking sign and the one about the Manly fan facts:Yes:
snowman
Total gronk
Sweating bullets is lwhat literally hapens when Paul Gallen get to hot.
Some kids play kick the can, Paul Gallen plays kick the keg.
The first rule about Paul Gallen: Dont talk about Paul Gallen
Some kids play kick the can, Paul Gallen plays kick the keg.
The first rule about Paul Gallen: Dont talk about Paul Gallen
SharkBoy
Great White
Paul Gallen eats steak for every meal of his day. He usually forgets to kill the cow first.
Paul Gallen doesn't know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Paul Gallen played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Paul Gallen doesn't know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Paul Gallen played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
IronShark
Moderator
SharkBoy, this one is awesome. It should be made into a banner. There's my next project for Thursday nights!
snowman
Total gronk
paul gallen is not politically correct, he is always correct.
most people have 23 chromosomes. paul gallen has 72, all poisonous.
paul gallen once had a knife fight. the knife lost
most people have 23 chromosomes. paul gallen has 72, all poisonous.
paul gallen once had a knife fight. the knife lost