Paul Gallen Facts

[SharkLabelSociety]

If Chuck Norris (a ginger, FFS) is eligible for his own list of his superhuman facts, surely Gallen is as well?

I'll start.

- Julia Gillard just named Paul Gallen to her Cabinet as Minister for Defence and Minister for Offense.
- Some people were Chuck Norris shirts. Chuck Norris wears Paul Gallen shirts.
- Paul Gallen can touch MC Hammer.
- Humans can drink their own urine three times before they die. Paul Gallen can drink his own urine eleven times before he gets annoyed and takes your Gatorade.
- Mr T does not pity Paul Gallen.

What have you got? Not too many copypasta Chuck Norris facts, I hope.

 

[snowman]

paul gallen can slam a revolving door
superman wears paul gallen pyjamas
paul gallen can believe its not butter
a deadly cobra bit paul gallen, after 5 days of agony and pain, the snake died.
paul gallens tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried, ever
paul gallen lost his virginity before his father

 

[deano the p]

paul gallen can slam a revolving door
superman wears paul gallen pyjamas
paul gallen can believe its not butter
a deadly cobra bit paul gallen, after 5 days of agony and pain, the snake died.
paul gallens tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried, ever
paul gallen lost his virginity before his father

That has got to be the best 1

 

[IronShark]

Paul Gallen doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

 

[Lumpy]

referees don't hate Gal, they just know other players can't compete.

 

[snowman]

when paul gallen jumps in a pool, he doesnt get wet, the water gets paul gallened

 

[dier]

Paul Gallen went to KFC and ordered a Big Mac, he got his big mac.

 

[Megashark]

Paul Gallen went to KFC and ordered a Big Mac, he got his big mac.

Any such luck for Cuthbo?

 

[snowman]

paul gallen was having sex in a trailor and his sperm landed in the motor. we now know this trailor as optimus prime

paul gallen invented all colours of the spectrum. except pink. jarryd hayne invented pink

 

[dier]

Any such luck for Cuthbo?

Cuthbo isn't that picky.

 

[SharkLabelSociety]

Any such luck for Cuthbo?

Cuthbo is a long way from attaining that stage. He's gotta go to McDonalds for his Big Macs. Only they won't serve him anymore because he hasn't paid his tab in weeks.

 

[snowman]

the only time paul gallen has ever made a mistake, was when he thought he was wrong
if paul gallen is running late for training, time better slow the **** down
paul gallen can kill 2 stones with one bird

 

[sharks4ever]

**** this thread is funny

 

[dier]

Paul Gallen has no hair on his balls, you can't grow hair on steel.

 

[snowman]

for some the left testicle is bigger than the right, for other the right is bigger than the left, for paul gallen, each testicle is bigger than the other

 

[SharkLabelSociety]

- They left out the segment about Paul Gallen in the Book of Revelations.
- A missed tackle by Paul Gallen can cure cancer. Too bad he never misses. Ever.
- Paul Gallen is how magnets work.
- The grass at Toyota Park is filing assault with a deadly weapon charges against Paul Gallen. The weapon being the victims of his hits.

 

[sharkboy18]

paul gallen can slam a revolving door
superman wears paul gallen pyjamas
paul gallen can believe its not butter
a deadly cobra bit paul gallen, after 5 days of agony and pain, the snake died.
paul gallens tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried, ever
paul gallen lost his virginity before his father

I love that fact Snowy about the snake:good:

 

[snowman]

paul gallen is taking out a law suit against american channel 60. he claims to have copy rights to the words law and order for his left and right bicep

 

[SharkBoy]

Paul Gallen's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Paul Gallen.
When Paul Gallen takes a crap, the crap craps itself

It takes Paul Gallen 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
When Paul Gallen looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Paul Gallen and Paul Gallen.
Remember Sadam Hussain? It wasn't America that stopped him, he quit and went into hiding after watching a video of Paul Gallen ripping it up for the Sharks.

 

[sharks4ever]

Paul Gallen's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Paul Gallen.
When Paul Gallen takes a crap, the crap craps itself

I said the crap one allowed in the lounge room and my whole family cracked up laughing :good: