Can't believe we won that game.
Missed the first 15 minutes as I got home late from work and the missus reminded me I needed to fire up the BBQ for dinner.
Ran out of the house quicker than Usain Bolt, picked up a mate of mine, (almost ran him over) and drove up to Club Menai.
Walked in and the first thing I saw was bloody Dogs fans sitting in the Sports lounge. What! Who the **** let them in here.
12-0 up and there standing up puffing up their chests and telling anyone within earshot that this was their night.
Suddenly the smirk was wiped from their faces when Chad and then Val crossed the stripe. 12-10 and I think it was a bloody Taga penalty that saw Kasiano crash over to put the Dogs up 18-10 at halftime.
We looked flat, the passes weren't sticking, the Bulldogs were in our face and all I could hear in my head was Dosit saying he thought the Dogs might win this one. "Arrghhh! Out Satan!
Even though we put on a try through Ben "we never lose a game when I score" Barba, we still looked no closer to winning.
A Bulldogs mate who was at the game was taunting me via text that we were going to run out of puff running at their line all night. Smartarse.
We looked down and out. The Dogs fans in the sports bar and my mate at the game continued their taunts. Two minutes to go, the Dogs with the ball on our line, all seemed lost.
And then it happened. The heavens opened, the angels sang, the hand of the Lord came down upon ANZ stadium and provided divine intervention.
Beale got the ball, kicked for Barba when all the crowd were shouting "Pass it to Benny!"
But the Lord had greater plans for the Cronulla Sharks. His hand came down and forced the Dogs to knock on and give the Sharks the feed. A play or two and the Red Sea parted for Ricky to set sail for the corner. It was planned to the last detail. Ricky looked up, saw the hand of the Lord God guiding him and landed in the space he had created for him.
Then it was up to Saint Jimmy Maloney to kick it from the sideline. There was never any doubt. The faith was there, the belief was there. He kicked it and the Dogs fans wailed. And there was great nashing of teeth. And there were cries of anguish and despair.
But the Sharks faithful celebrated. Thank the Lord for your guidance.
I walked out of Club Menai thinking, what a wonderful feeling. I witnessed a miracle.