or maybe there isn't a joke, and he is sub consciously trying to confuse us into thinking that a joke is existant in the two quotes, yet while we are distracted he takes all our rep points.
why does it mock me with its smile?? grrrrrrrrrrrgrggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!