SHANE FLANAGAN IS BACK

[Louis]

BREAKING: Cronulla sharks home ground is actually in woolooware. What does this mean for the club and it's future? We're waiting on a comment from the club. Full report soon. In the meantime follow our hashtag #cronullasharklies

 

[SHARKSTER]

Breaking News, Flanno may or may not be reinstated after a board meeting at some time, source: sharks press release

Breaking News, Loius last remaining nut safe for now. Sharks to make a decision regarding its future soon. Source: the curse

 

[JimBob]

BREAKING: Cronulla sharks home ground is actually in woolooware. What does this mean for the club and it's future? We're waiting on a comment from the club. Full report soon. In the meantime follow our hashtag #cronullasharklies

#codeincrisis
#bringbackgallop

 

[Nulla Boy]

BREAKING NEWS:I farted!
Source:My arse.

 

[JimBob]

BREAKING NEWS:I farted!
Source:My arse.

Rumours emerging from the ballsack that it was actually a turd.

When asked about the confusion surrounding the fart-turd scandal, the reply was "no comment" from the gooch.

 

[vicsharkfan]

Mono nut may live to see another day

 

[Nulla Boy]

Rumours emerging from the ballsack that it was actually a turd.

When asked about the confusion surrounding the fart-turd scandal, the reply was "no comment" from the gooch.

 

[DeathMoth]

Breaking: Flanno is back

Source: Louis

 

[WillyInBris]

Breaking News: Sharks fan gets laid before work.

more Breaking News: Sharks Fan comes to work with smile of face.

 

[Gibs]

Breaking News: Sharks fan gets laid before work.

more Breaking News: Sharks Fan comes to work with smile of face.

A source close to the girl claims foul play, more on this after the break

 

[mattaus]

BOOM!

erin molan ‏@Erin_Molan 3m Sharks chairman and Shane Flanagan to hold press conference at 10.15 this morning... #he'sback #9news

 

[DeathMoth]

Breaking News: Sharks fan gets laid before work.

more Breaking News: Sharks Fan comes to work with smile of face.

hang on, we don't need another group sex scandal

 

[DeathMoth]

Stoked to hear the word about Flanno. Let's get busy fellas!

 

[fitz]

When the Press Release comes out, please read it carefully.

 

[DeathMoth]

When the Press Release comes out, please read it carefully.

I always do

 

[Louis]

When the Press Release comes out, please read it carefully.

This

 

[JimBob]

When the Press Release comes out, please read it carefully.

Now you've got me a little concerned.

 

[SHARKSTER]

Nothing to be concerned about JimBob. We got this.

Look at Issac Gordon's statement to the papers. All good. We have nothing to worry about.

By the way, I don't believe anything I just wrote!

 

[blacky]

His back or his fired . The only organisation that's gonna win here is ASADA

 

[WillyInBris]

So is it just going to be a press statement or do we get a live feed as well?