I invented the wheel, all these cavemen were so stupid, that I had to actually go to the effort of grinding the rocks down to make a spherical shape and there you go a wheel. I also made soccer balls out of rocks, they weren't as popular...i invented live 8
bono rang me up and i said BONO!
and he said im thinkin of ridding the world of poverty like bobby in the 80's man...
and i said..yeh well..do it all again..the same
and poof! live 8