Official Jesse Colquhoun

[bort]

There is no way in hell any type of seafood is a must on a pizza. Makes me sick just thinking about it. @Wiz I agree with you again.

Had plenty of good prawn pizzas!

 

[HaroldBishop]

There is no way in hell any type of seafood is a must on a pizza. Makes me sick just thinking about it. @Wiz I agree with you again.

Get a room

 

[snowman]

Had plenty of good prawn pizzas!

chilli prawn pizza is a top 3 pizza

chad again proving this world is not for him

 

[Wiz]

chilli prawn pizza is a top 3 pizza

chad again proving this world is not for him

A prawn pizza is very good aslong as they are not frozen

Anchovies on the other hand

 

[HaroldBishop]

Prawn and chorizo is a great pizza combo.

 

[Sir Chadley]

Get a room

I guess this is not the time to tell you all that I had a weird dream last night about the Sharks Forever crew out for a night on the town. Only problem is I cannot remember any details. Sounds like that would be a true outcome.

 

[Sir Chadley]

chilli prawn pizza is a top 3 pizza

chad again proving this world is not for him

Well, I've probably only got another 20 years left so not long to wait.

 

[Sparkles]

Had plenty of good prawn pizzas!

Yep, good call on the prawn. Aussie classic, not like that greasy anchovie

 

[Thresher]

I can't imagine a Hawaiian pizza without pineapple

 

[BurgoShark]

I can't imagine a Hawaiian pizza without pineapple

Hawaiian, hold the pineapple?

Sounds a lot like a hamburger with the lot, no meat!

 

[beaver2233]

Surely this bloke could go a few more minutes...

 

[The Punisher]

Surely this bloke could go a few more minutes...

Yeah poor cameo to tonight aa thou Fitz didnt know what to do with him

 

[Wiz]

This is what happens when you have a player just getting use to first grade then you drop him out of nowhere for 4 weeks then expect him to come back in and be up to speed

Happens all the time and the coach still hasn’t learned

 

[sharks for life]

Good kick.

 

[BurgoShark]

This is what happens when you have a player just getting use to first grade then you drop him out of nowhere for 4 weeks then expect him to come back in and be up to speed

Happens all the time and the coach still hasn’t learned

What did he do that was so bad? Gave up a (very dubious) penalty? Surely we are not judging our middles on their kicking skills are we?

 

[Wilson]

What did he do that was so bad? Gave up a (very dubious) penalty? Surely we are not judging our middles on their kicking skills are we?

I like Jesse but miss on Ponga wasn’t great

 

[vicsharkfan]

I like Jesse but miss on Ponga wasn’t great

Felt like lots of heads dropped after Kaylans break which led to try

 

[BurgoShark]

I like Jesse but miss on Ponga wasn’t great

That’s a tough call on the bloke. That play where a defender in the kick chase dives at a guy running sideways happens dozens of times per game. It’s a nothing play if Hazelton doesn’t miss Ponga or if Williams is where he should be.

This seems a lot like people have the sharksforever blinkers on. Hazelton and Williams are immune from criticism, so this must be Jesse's fault.

https://imgur.com/dviKjXf

 

[BurgoShark]

Jesse Colquhoun - Final
I have now done the analysis for all of the games which Jesse played in. Here are his final numbers, with the scale for defence bumped up a bit (I think attack was weighted a bit too heavy).

I'd be shocked if overall he doesn't have the highest level of involvement for all middles. Low minutes, big motor, insane defensive work rate.

A reminder of the scale here.

Attack
6 runs in half a game at 50% possession, spread across the field = 165

Defence
20 tackles @80% efficiency in half a game at 50% possession = 165

* Note that the model tracks involvement and usage. It does not measure performance.

 

[Tiger Shark]

Hopefully gets more minutes next year