Official Jayden Brailey

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I'd moved out of home and left a few 'entertainmnent' DVD's at the old man's house. He moved... and packed them up and took them with him! Distraught is an understatement!
 

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I'd moved out of home and left a few 'entertainmnent' DVD's at the old man's house. He moved... and packed them up and took them with him! Distraught is an understatement!

Your old man will be cheering when he stumbles upon it.

No need to keep a collection any more. Unless you're a doomsday prepper then you'd have a hefty wankbank. Otherwise stream it in VR if you want.
 

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Your old man will be cheering when he stumbles upon it.

No need to keep a collection any more. Unless you're a doomsday prepper then you'd have a hefty wankbank. Otherwise stream it in VR if you want.

The part that's uncomfortable is that I don't think it was an accident...
 
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Yeah no plastic. When I was about 7 I bought a set of stamps which had depictions of classic female nude paintings. The lady behind the counter looked over her glasses at me and asked whether my parents knew I was buying those.

Quite possibly the greatest post made on this forum ever.
Ive molested myself to all sorts of vague porn but never a stamp collection
 
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If you were rippin it off it’s hinges over stamps.. my mind can’t imagine what when on, once you come across a national geographic for the first time, and caught a glance of a unshaven unwashed Sudanese refugee showing some side boob, while washing anyone of her 10 children in a dirty watering hole.
 

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If you were rippin it off it’s hinges over stamps.. my mind can’t imagine what when on, once you come across a national geographic for the first time, and caught a glance of a unshaven unwashed Sudanese refugee showing some side boob, while washing anyone of her 10 children in a dirty watering hole.

I'd forgotten about National Geographic. Quality magazine. Don't remember any refugees though.
 
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If you were rippin it off it’s hinges over stamps.. my mind can’t imagine what when on, once you come across a national geographic for the first time, and caught a glance of a unshaven unwashed Sudanese refugee showing some side boob, while washing anyone of her 10 children in a dirty watering hole.

Mate i grew up in Taree. We just called that vision a normal day down at the shops
 

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So annoying that Brailey never milks a penalty despite catching the opposing markers offside 3-4 times per game.
 
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