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Oceanic Whitetip Shark
There is a very simple solution. He can relocate to the shire and get a better life. If Mitchell is not smart enough to work out that he can save about 90 minutes a day commuting backwards and forwards, then he's not real smart. What would he do if he signed in Newcastle (or Canberra or Penrith or Brisbane or Gold Coast or Melbourne or Nth Qld)? Yes, he would relocate and that is the sensible thing for him to do if he becomes a Shark.
Mitch may have some exotic canines friends hidden away at Taronga Zoo.
You can't compare the need to move to a new city, with a cross town commute, Besides Sydney real estate is a bitch.