Official Chad Townsend

egg · Nov 17, 2020

bort said:
Are you suggesting Chad is lying about liking Bomber because he already has a good contract from him? Or that he is blind to other players not liking him because he already has a good contract from him?

Maybe Chad says he likes Bomber as coach because he expects to be at the club the next few years and wants Bomber as coach...

Maybe just sucking groin to help stay in the No 7 ahead of any competition

Bundy Shark · Nov 17, 2020

bort said:
Are you suggesting Chad is lying about liking Bomber because he already has a good contract from him? Or that he is blind to other players not liking him because he already has a good contract from him?

Maybe Chad says he likes Bomber as coach because he expects to be at the club the next few years and wants Bomber as coach...

Hmm, all possible but I do suspect Chad likes him now as much as ever, if Chad hadn’t already set himself up he has nothing stopping him now, locked in till 23 is over.

Sparkles · Nov 17, 2020

"When you take into consideration he inherited a mess (when former coach Shane Flanagan was stood down), he has done superbly and brought in a bunch of great young players who will only get better next year."

Definitely not expecting Flanno back anytime soon!

Wiz · Nov 17, 2020

egg said:
Maybe just sucking groin to help stay in the No 7 ahead of any competition

Coach treats you like a mate, gives you a 4 year extension in YOUR option and gives you a guaranteed spot in the team regardless of your form.

What’s not to like

bort · Jan 5, 2021

Fittest back on return to pre-season today.
Will need to him to start the season well, hopefully less fatigue keeps him from making too many of his dumber moves...

New boy Tolman was fittest forward which is a good sign also (not unexpected) as based on our last season we will need him making a tonne of tackles

stormshark · Jan 5, 2021

This man could lead us out of the Wilderness, and end up being a dual Premiership Winning Sharkies Half Back.

HaroldBishop · Jan 5, 2021

stormshark said:
This man could lead us out of the Wilderness, and end up being a dual Premiership Winning Sharkies Half Back.

Optimistic mate. SJ is the only one that will lead us as the roster currently stands.

Wiz · Jan 5, 2021

bort said:
Fittest back on return to pre-season today.
Will need to him to start the season well, hopefully less fatigue keeps him from making too many of his dumber moves...

New boy Tolman was fittest forward which is a good sign also (not unexpected) as based on our last season we will need him making a tonne of tackles

That is why I love the Tolman signing - Hopefully it makes the young forwards take note and be embarrassed

Not really a good sign when your oldest forward is your fittest - said it last year that our team looks unfit

Sparkles · Jan 5, 2021

bort said:
Fittest back on return to pre-season today.
Will need to him to start the season well, hopefully less fatigue keeps him from making too many of his dumber moves...

New boy Tolman was fittest forward which is a good sign also (not unexpected) as based on our last season we will need him making a tonne of tackles

Must have a set of those Demtel exercise pedals under the podcasting desk

bort · Jan 5, 2021

Sparkles said:
Must have a set of those Demtel exercise pedals under the podcasting desk

Chad Townsend said:
I am constantly in motion. Right now, I am doing leg lifts that are imperceptible to the human eye. They're called hummingbirds. And although I seem relaxed, I am actually incredibly tense at all times.

Sparkles · Jan 6, 2021

Haha love that show

Bundy Shark · Jan 6, 2021

bort said:
Fittest back on return to pre-season today.
Will need to him to start the season well, hopefully less fatigue keeps him from making too many of his dumber moves...

New boy Tolman was fittest forward which is a good sign also (not unexpected) as based on our last season we will need him making a tonne of tackles

Where did you get the info from?

bort · Jan 6, 2021

Bundy Shark said:
Where did you get the info from?

Mentioned by Bomber in video released, can find it on their facebook not sure where else.
Also where info that SJ & Hunt are both ahead of recovery schedule and Blayke & Talakai expected fit for round 1 comes from

Bundy Shark · Jan 6, 2021

bort said:
Mentioned by Bomber in video released, can find it on their facebook not sure where else.
Also where info that SJ & Hunt are both ahead of recovery schedule and Blayke & Talakai expected fit for round 1 comes from

Cheers mate

bort · Jan 12, 2021

In second half of this morning session (contact, approx 7 or 8 a side) looks like Chad was playing hooker for his team, although doesn't look like his team had any other spine players on it so I guess he didn't really have a choice.

Tatus · Jan 12, 2021

bort said:
In second half of this morning session (contact, approx 7 or 8 a side) looks like Chad was playing hooker for his team, although doesn't look like his team had any other spine players on it so I guess he didn't really have a choice.

May as well give it a try. Soro would have been our 2nd/3rd choice hooker and he is gone. If blayke goes down during a game it’s either going to be Chad or Tracey if he’s in the team.

Sparkles · Jan 12, 2021

What a SF wet dream come to life to see Chad at hooker

egg · Jan 13, 2021

Sparkles said:
What a SF wet dream come to life to see Chad at hooker

At the Jets

bort · Jan 13, 2021

I was actually surprised nobody in here jumped on this photo

Sparkles · Jan 13, 2021

egg said:
At the Jets

We'd have to sweep the site with UV light if that happened!

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