Official Chad Townsend

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Let’s see, what can he write about me that’s scandalous?

I drink Pepsi Max or Zero or cider so I’m pretty soft
My poetry is ****
I pull people up on their spelling
I once attended a Culture Club concert
I took 0-113 one day at Grays Point off 14 overs
My golf handicap has gone from 20 to 30 in six months

Anything else?

Yes Chad, you can get very aggressive in the rumour mill thread when someone doesn’t provide an adequate source or atleast one to your liking.

It goes against everything of your ‘lover’ persona, I’m not convinced there’s not a ‘fighter’ persona in you.
 

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Yes Chad, you can get very aggressive in the rumour mill thread when someone doesn’t provide an adequate source or atleast one to your liking.

It goes against everything of your ‘lover’ persona, I’m not convinced there’s not a ‘fighter’ persona in you.

He's a big angry fella with tatts and piercings everywhere mate, you don't wanna piss him off.
 

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He's a big angry fella with tatts and piercings everywhere mate, you don't wanna piss him off.
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Can see why Chad's a Culture Club fan.
I'll endeavour to NEVER pizz him off again after I was forwarded this ;)
 

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Let’s see, what can he write about me that’s scandalous?

I drink Pepsi Max or Zero or cider so I’m pretty soft
My poetry is ****
I pull people up on their spelling
I once attended a Culture Club concert
I took 0-113 one day at Grays Point off 14 overs
My golf handicap has gone from 20 to 30 in six months

Anything else?

Anything about your VIP only pool parties mate?
 

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don't wanna scare you blokes too much but when Fifita retires and Wade is injured guess who will be taking that big C next to their name
 

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I'm assuming he is playing for someone else by then and frankly I don't feel he needs the additional pressure of being Captain - he got enough on his plate as our main attacking weapon, goal kicker, highly paid / high expectations player ect.

Chad on the other hand will be here forever
 

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No problem with that at all.

176 game halfback as your third choice captain seems okay. Highlights the recognised lack of leadership elsewhere more than anything.
Surely can't do any worse than Graham when it comes to reviews.

Hopefully won't come up anyway as we need a big season from Wade.
 

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176 game halfback as your third choice captain seems okay. Highlights the recognised lack of leadership elsewhere more than anything.
Surely can't do any worse than Graham when it comes to reviews.

Hopefully won't come up anyway as we need a big season from Wade.

Yep. A bit hard to get a start as captain when Gallen played over 330 games.
Chad played 40games for the warriors.
 

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Here's some dot points from TKs podcast to save some of you the suffering

* He wants the goal kicking and thinks he will be
* Will be playing on right with Moyza on left (I think this could be good for Ramien)
* Asked who is fastest over 40m he named the myth Katoa and Hiroti
* Strongest back Nene or Dugan, strongest forward Hunt or Williams (Royce benching 160 or 180)
* Dugan scored 4 tries in one of their training sessions (no mention of how it was structured but Chad obviously thought it was a good effort)
* After punishment 5am session they actually enjoyed early start and requested Friday training start earlier (now 6am) which lets whole squad go for lunch together
* Says really happy with Blayke (service is incredible) and they are really on same page how they read things
* Tracey has done more FB than Metcalf and is "absolutely dynamite", says Metcalf has great step and long ball
* Pele - super impressive, huge, great work ethic
* Tieg - impressive and work ethic, runs great line, very team oriented
* Jensen - reminds Chad of young Izzy (speed, size, build, leap). Thinks he will play NRL this year
* Jack Martin - aggressive, wants to learn, will learn a lot around Tolman, Woods, BHU and see their work ethic
* Patterson - crafty, very strong (one of teams best squats), wants to learn
 
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