swan dog's Magic Moments

[swan dog]

lol de gois

 

[bort]

in a very poor start to 2010 witch player has been a standout week in week out

2010? really?

 

[MattyShArk]

i was unaware that 2010 had come around so quickly

i must have slept longer than i thought today...

 

[sharks195]

Well I'll bring you up to date on 2009 shall I?
The Telstra Premiership Grand Final was played on the moon between the Roosters and Sea Eagles and both teams ran out of oxygen, thus the 2010 season had only 14 teams scheduled. Souths were kicked out of the comp in early February for Russell Crowe's bad films. He wore a toga to court the next day and claimed to be have his revenge. The NRL decided to domesticate the game so it would live up to its name, doing away with the Warriors. The remaining 12 teams played Rd 1, before the Dragons realised that they were based on a mythical creature, thus causing them to cease to exist. The Bulldogs were put down for biting a mail man. The Raiders and Knights played each other in round two, but they were both killed due to their magical weapons. The Storm and Titans moved back to Mount Olympus. The Tigers and Panthers were transported to an overseas zoo. The remaining teams played on till the finals. The Sharks won convincingly over the Eels in the Grand Final.

 

[Bungy]

in a very poor start to 2010 witch player has been a standout week in week out

Kimmorley

I wasn't aware Noddy was a witch.
I know he has only one ball so he's at least half way there.

lol de gois

him too?

 

[Megashark]

The Telstra Premiership Grand Final was played on the moon between the Roosters and Sea Eagles and both teams ran out of oxygen

I could definitely see that happening with the amount of oxygen thiefs on both sides! :nodlaugh

 

[JimBob]

ooooo theirs so tension between bort and swan dog.....awkward.

 

[bort]

ooooo theirs so tension between bort and swan dog.....awkward.

he keeps sending me Pms asking for sex, but that not how i roll.

hey swanee, ask ben gobbie

 

[JimBob]

he keeps sending me Pms asking for sex, but that not how i roll.

hey swanee, ask ben gobbie

Yea Swan if you looking for man on man Ben would be happy to join you...unless bort is lying.... according to you profile bort he's had sex with your mum, how dose that make you feel?

(A but of Dr Phil lol)

 

[bort]

Yea Swan if you looking for man on man Ben would be happy to join you...unless bort is lying.... according to you profile bort he's had sex with your mum, how dose that make you feel?

(A but of Dr Phil lol)

quite clearly you have not read the other half of that conversation

 

[JimBob]

OH didn't his mum violate herself on your lawn if a bottle?

 

[bort]

yeh. it was pretty messed up.

 

[Bungy]

Yea Swan if you looking for man on man Ben would be happy to join you...unless bort is lying.... according to you profile bort he's had sex with your mum, how dose that make you feel?

(A but of Dr Phil lol)

more like Jerry Springer

 

[JimBob]

more like Jerry Springer

bort this might be a shock, but we have swan dog out back! can we get swan dog here plz???

 

[swan dog]

go the magpies

 

[swan dog]

some of you people need to get your head out of the sand we do not have a good roster we have 3 or 4 standouts every week same player week in week out if we had a good roster we would have won more than 2 of 19 . like c-mon sticky has coached a title if he steped in at the dragqueens they would win the comp hands down its the club who is letting there own team down they wont buy fast outside backs who can also defend and catch the ball in one game i think its time that mabye the club started scouting around the queensland cup there is alot of untapped ability in that compition it is time the club started thinking outside the the square because what there doing is not working and lets be honest if the club he club has another **** house year in 2011 is there gunna be a team in 2012 because people will stop turning up to whatch the rot that happining at the momment i hope im wrong but who knows mabye they could go spend the rest of there salery cap on the other 15 clubs reject second rowers because that seems to be all we purchase mabye we could by one of souths premerir league second rowers what us reckon......................................................................

 

[teflon77]

some of you people need to get your head out of the sand we do not have a good roster we have 3 or 4 standouts every week same player week in week out if we had a good roster we would have won more than 2 of 19 . like c-mon sticky has coached a title if he steped in at the dragqueens they would win the comp hands down its the club who is letting there own team down they wont buy fast outside backs who can also defend and catch the ball in one game i think its time that mabye the club started scouting around the queensland cup there is alot of untapped ability in that compition it is time the club started thinking outside the the square because what there doing is not working and lets be honest if the club he club has another **** house year in 2011 is there gunna be a team in 2012 because people will stop turning up to whatch the rot that happining at the momment i hope im wrong but who knows mabye they could go spend the rest of there salery cap on the other 15 clubs reject second rowers because that seems to be all we purchase mabye we could by one of souths premerir league second rowers what us reckon......................................................................

I reckon you didn't have mucha schoolin did ya?

 

[fitz]

I reckon you didn't have mucha schoolin did ya?

That's why there are all of those fullstops at the end - it's to make up for all the missed punctuation in the rest of it.

It's a bit like an IKEA post that one... you have to assemble it yourself without any instructions.

 

[swan dog]

I reckon you didn't have mucha schoolin did ya?

so im right than clown boy

hero just upset because use know im right, i didnt want to say it but some one has to.

 

[peachey]

some of you people need to get your head out of the sand we do not have a good roster we have 3 or 4 standouts every week same player week in week out if we had a good roster we would have won more than 2 of 19 . like c-mon sticky has coached a title if he steped in at the dragqueens they would win the comp hands down its the club who is letting there own team down they wont buy fast outside backs who can also defend and catch the ball in one game i think its time that mabye the club started scouting around the queensland cup there is alot of untapped ability in that compition it is time the club started thinking outside the the square because what there doing is not working and lets be honest if the club he club has another **** house year in 2011 is there gunna be a team in 2012 because people will stop turning up to whatch the rot that happining at the momment i hope im wrong but who knows mabye they could go spend the rest of there salery cap on the other 15 clubs reject second rowers because that seems to be all we purchase mabye we could by one of souths premerir league second rowers what us reckon......................................................................

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