swan dog's Magic Moments

wha do u think of me

  • im a gud blok

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • swan dog love sharks

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • im virgin

    Votes: 24 55.8%
  • yent

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • im gud blok u gotta now betta

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • i shuld be banne for not nice stuff to ppl

    Votes: 11 25.6%
  • my threats r gud

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • took drug alla tim

    Votes: 13 30.2%
  • dog troll

    Votes: 13 30.2%
  • speshil dawg

    Votes: 17 39.5%
  • swan dog betta name then bort

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • bort betta name then swan dog

    Votes: 11 25.6%
  • i lik toast

    Votes: 3 7.0%
  • git down wiv da dog

    Votes: 3 7.0%

  • Total voters
    43

zakspiders

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prey when they are told to fuuckin prey

prey on what?

or did you mean pray?

do you get headaches often? usually after speaking or typing?

you might want to get a dressmakers tape measure and measure your waist.the number on the tape measure should correspond to the number on the tag at the back of your underwear. i think yours are about 20 cm too small.get your mum to check this with you.

yes..
egg and spoon = c*#n

the i.q. is growing.
 

Bungy

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Like those super bugs that continue to manifest quicker than we can make drugs for and end up causing a pandemic.

super bugs, that's why Eugene isn't aloud to bring home he skanky little mate Swan dog cause last time he brought in some type of super bug that I still can't get rid off. His mother has a lot to answer for.
 

zakspiders

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cap shark id love to meet u

i'm sure he'd love to meet you too swannee.

but that would mean you going out in public which entails wearing your nappy and muzzle, taking your medication and hiring a carer to a)wipe your mouth and arse when you dribble and b)translating the gibberish that you would call conversation.
 

dier

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might get that translator on the job now!

one question ;who is the willson you refer to?

Isn't that the Volleyball out of that movie Cast Away, you know the one where you watch Tom Hanks grow a beard for like 2 hours.
 

bort

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sounds like you might want a doctor to check your member for your swanee
 

swan dog

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hey hey bort

you can never have too many second rowers. we do but.

yer bort u have no idea

bort u homo fight me please i would luve it so much

sharks signed young centre chris swan from tweed heads an he will play under 20s looks the goods

poor unts
 

bort

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yer bort u have no idea

bort u homo fight me please i would luve it so much

are you into s&m? it sounds like you are and i wouldnt feel right beating down on someone who is moaning like a whore
 
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