Jokes aside, it’s definitely something worth putting some thought in to Chad. Sit down with a pen and paper (and a beer) and see if you can come up with a way to play that gets all of your players involved and fixes this “getting in each other’s way issue”. I know sfa all about soccer, but for footy having one of your better talkers in the middle defensively is always a good approach - regardless of whether that kid is any good at the normal things “middle” defenders do. If he’s no good at actually defending but is good at wrangling other defenders in to their spots, just invent a new position for him.
Ultimately, copying how professional teams play and sticking with body-type-to-position stereotypes is a terrible approach for kids.