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[Sir Chadley]

or rule 303.

 

[snowman]

or rule 303.

:yawn:

 

[Floyd]

Rule 80085 is awesome...

 

[Gumby]

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

 

[Capital_Shark]

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Now I'm wondering which cabinet the Fight Club DVD is in

 

[Gumby]

Now I'm wondering which cabinet the Fight Club DVD is in

Haha such a good movie. Think I'll watch it on the weekend also.

 

[WillyInBris]

Now I'm wondering which cabinet the Fight Club DVD is in

Whats a DVD?

 

[BlackWhiteBlue]

Whats a DVD?

haha my apprentice didnt know what vhs was

 

[djhabib]

Should send him to the tool shed to pick up some back door grease

 

[BlackWhiteBlue]

Should send him to the tool shed to pick up some back door grease

mate we got our other apprentice with the old 'tin of striped paint' trick. He was looking in the tool boxes for about 15 minutes. So good

 

[evertonshark]

mate we got our other apprentice with the old 'tin of striped paint' trick. He was looking in the tool boxes for about 15 minutes. So good

Send him to the butchers for a kilo of karate chops

 

[Thresher]

left-handed screw driver

 

[Capital_Shark]

Send him to the butchers for a kilo of karate chops

Chicken nipples. If they got the breast they must have the nipples.

 

[Born&bred]

The best one ever is to go get a long weight

 

[sharkstragic]

The best one ever is to go get a long weight

Yep they got me in my apprenticeship with that one. Waited for an hour too. Dumb ****...

 

[Jenni]

haha my apprentice didnt know what vhs was

My friends sons got a lift in an older model car, didnt know how to wind the car windows down with out electrics.

 

[snowman]

Yep they got me in my apprenticeship with that one. Waited for an hour too. Dumb ****...

yep, 45 minutes i was there

got maccas to make it look like i wasnt fooled but the store called my boss

 

[goodbyepenrithhellosharks]

go to the sheds and get some sky hooks will ya kid

 

[Thresher]

Toup Kitchen always sends the new staff for a bucket of steam

 

[Proud Shark]

Toup Kitchen always sends the new staff for a bucket of steam

Speaking of, whats on the menu this week?