Name the Southern Stand

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**** the southern stand. they need to make it even easier to get beers when you're on the hill, without having to have your back turned for too long.

i suggest one of those dudes lurking around with a tray thing full of VB yelling "VB's VB's Get yer VB's"
 

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**** the southern stand. they need to make it even easier to get beers when you're on the hill, without having to have your back turned for too long.

i suggest one of those dudes lurking around with a tray thing full of VB yelling "VB's VB's Get yer VB's"

We need the booze and food blokes like the yanks have, going around delivering beers and hotdogs, hot chips, pies etc.

They have 'em at the GF, but they only sell ice creams and soft drinks which are useless to me.
 
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We need a couple of these walking around

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But more seriously :like this take the non alcoholic drinks away from the bars then it will be quicker to get a beer.

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I would like to see the bays in the stand have names ie The Monty Porter Bay. Also we should get a NEW scoreboard and call it "The Steve Rogers Scoreboard"

I like that idea very much mate

I understand the sentimental reason the respect behind naming something after a legend but wouldn't the Club be better served to sell the name?

What is the average # of times the score is read out in a game? A replay watched? A video ref decision awaited?

It must get somewhere around 20 times a game x 11 home games per year x average crowd of 9000 (?) = almost 2 million 'hits' a season. At just 10c/hit that's almost $200k. Probably more realistic at 1c/hit but I'm sure $20k would be well recieved nonetheless.

How many people per game would buy a ticket to sit in a certain stand? 2000? That's potentially 220,000 ticket per year going out with 'Qantas Stand' (for example) branding on them. Any company worth their salt would be leveraging off that as they go. Could probably get 10c a ticket or something along those lines?

Sadly, what you say is true.

**** the southern stand. they need to make it even easier to get beers when you're on the hill, without having to have your back turned for too long.

i suggest one of those dudes lurking around with a tray thing full of VB yelling "VB's VB's Get yer VB's"

We need the booze and food blokes like the yanks have, going around delivering beers and hotdogs, hot chips, pies etc.

They have 'em at the GF, but they only sell ice creams and soft drinks which are useless to me.

I'd like to see the Club look in to this too. As far as I'm aware, all the food and drink contracts are outsourced, meaning that "food and booze blokes" are up to the retailers and not the Club. If the Club were to have total control over over the food and drink sales, they could offer this service and make some good coin. There are plenty of lazy fuckers out there who would pay an extra dollar for their pie so they didn't have to get out of their seat.

Bear in mind though Caps, the Yank games have a lot of downtime, so these food dudes can make their way around without blocking fans' view of the game. League a little different.

Back to the naming of the stand. I'd like to see a name that is timeless. I've been thinking for a while on this, but haven't yet come up with a name that nails it. The best I can think of at the moment is 'The Great Southern Stand'.

I'd like to see a name that, over time, would become synonymous with the Sharks, and also develop a World wide attraction to it. IE Bondi, Opera House, Ayers Rock, Great Barrier Reef, Harbour Bridge etc
 

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Here is the idea that I had for the Southern Stand.

In the centre of it... on the roof, we have a a type of lighthouse.

The lighthouse would have a white 360 degrees incandescent light that stays on all year round. When the team is at home, we have a Blue Laser that points directly up into the sky.

This is the light that we're leaving on for Harold Holt.

The light will burn brightly until we win our Maiden Premiership.

We could get someone like Beacon Lighting to sponsor the installation and they could possibly assist with some ground sponsorship.

I had the idea that it could be called "The Beacon" or "The Lighthouse".

If we do go get sponsorship for the naming rights on the stand, it could be known as the "(Sponsor's name) Lighthouse" or something like that.

There's so many positive links to the concept of a beacon or lighthouse - I'm sure there would be a lot of brands out there which would like to attach themselves to that sort of concept.
 

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You're an Ideas Man, Fitz. That's what you are, an Ideas Man.

Haven't come up with a motorcycle helmet with a built in brake light, have ya?

:)
 

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The office tower at Westfield Miranda is going to be rennovated soon. We should get the big neon star and convert it into a sharks logo.
 

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The office tower at Westfield Miranda is going to be rennovated soon. We should get the big neon star and convert it into a sharks logo.

great idea.
Love your thinking.
 

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Here is the idea that I had for the Southern Stand.

In the centre of it... on the roof, we have a a type of lighthouse.

The lighthouse would have a white 360 degrees incandescent light that stays on all year round. When the team is at home, we have a Blue Laser that points directly up into the sky.

This is the light that we're leaving on for Harold Holt.

The light will burn brightly until we win our Maiden Premiership.

We could get someone like Beacon Lighting to sponsor the installation and they could possibly assist with some ground sponsorship.

I had the idea that it could be called "The Beacon" or "The Lighthouse".

If we do go get sponsorship for the naming rights on the stand, it could be known as the "(Sponsor's name) Lighthouse" or something like that.

There's so many positive links to the concept of a beacon or lighthouse - I'm sure there would be a lot of brands out there which would like to attach themselves to that sort of concept.

The office tower at Westfield Miranda is going to be rennovated soon. We should get the big neon star and convert it into a sharks logo.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, and yes.

Great thinking guys :good:
 

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leave it at the southern grand stand until we have something to remeber someone by
 

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It's time for the Paul Gallen Stand. Why wait until he has retired? He deserves it now.
 

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It's time for the Paul Gallen Stand. Why wait until he has retired? He deserves it now.

Yeah blood oath!!! that would fire him and the team right up!

plus he deserves it! would make it a bigger crowd puller for the game!
 
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