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Parko

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Probably the worst night of my life.

AFTER having watching the painful defeat of my beloved Sharks,

AND AFTER having waited on the bus back to Sharkies, which took what felt like hours to get get there, resulting in my sobering,

AND AFTER having listened to all the wankers on the bus claiming that Menai, Barden Ridge, Loftus, Engadine, and Heathcote were not considered part of the Shire, my beloved Shire

AND AFTER having turned up to the Royal Hotel in Sutherland to have a Jack Daniels to drown my sorrows, only to find that I entered just as they were closing..

AND AFTER having been denied entry into Boyles Hotel Sutherland because APPARENTLY I dont look like me in my THREE PIECES OF ID I SHOWED THE BOUNCER. IM FARKING 19 FFS. And this wanker didnt believe me, denying me my depression drinking session.

AND AFTER having been denied service from the bottle-o at Boyles, by the same wanker security guard that denied me from the pub, further denying me my depression drinking session.

AND AFTER having missed my train because I was argueing with the bouncers because they were fvckwits

I decide to go to the place I promised never to go to again... HUNTERS!
But did I get in?
NO!
why?
COS I HAD A FARKING SHARKS JERSEY ON!!!

So I had do deal with loss SOBER!!!!

I conceded and decided to catch a cab home... with a cabbie who is a Dragons supporter...

:cry

I poured myself a Scotch once I got home
 

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when you've been a sharks fan for 30 years or more you become hardened and bullet proof, I just switch off mentally and think of the good things about it or other things in life, hang in there Parko. I've been you.:cheers
 

Parko

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when you've been a sharks fan for 30 years or more you become hardened and bullet proof, I just switch off mentally and think of the good things about it or other things in life, hang in there Parko. I've been you.:cheers

but all i wanted was a drink or eight :cry
 

Bungy

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but all i wanted was a drink or eight :cry

oh well then grow some facial hair so they let you in without id, I used to get in to pubs at 15 but that was different then..:beer:..:drunk
 

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ive never had ID rejected
but i have been asked to "look more stoned"
 

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ive never had ID rejected
but i have been asked to "look more stoned"

my last lisence was bad because i had long hair and i had it cut like a month after i had the photo taken. but my current lisence photo i had done like 2 months ago!

:rant
 

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my last lisence was bad because i had long hair and i had it cut like a month after i had the photo taken. but my current lisence photo i had done like 2 months ago!

:rant

i had long(ish), messy hair and was drunk and tired (massive night before)
i drove there, took the last test, got id made, drove home and went back to bed
and have just got them to use the same photo ever since
 

RisingUp

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It's kinda sad cause I didn't really feel the pain as much as I have in the past, even though I was pumped before the game and thought we were a really good chance. Maybe it's because the game was over at half time. Maybe I'm just used to the Sharks falling short every time the make teh preliminary final.

Realistically when you look at our player roster we went above and beyond our ability this year. Someone on here said a year ago that they always thought the sharks would win teh comp in 2010. I kind of agree with that. One step at a time.
 

coogeeboy

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Stay solid is my advice.
Ride through the disappointment with the strong believe of conviction as only the strong will survive.
 

SHARKSTER

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Parko, I know that was all serious, but that made me laugh for the first time in two days! Cheers mate
 

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I so hope Birdy gets found not-guilty If he gets found guilty ill be so peeved

Probably the worst night of my life.

AFTER having watching the painful defeat of my beloved Sharks,

AND AFTER having waited on the bus back to Sharkies, which took what felt like hours to get get there, resulting in my sobering,

AND AFTER having listened to all the wankers on the bus claiming that Menai, Barden Ridge, Loftus, Engadine, and Heathcote were not considered part of the Shire, my beloved Shire

AND AFTER having turned up to the Royal Hotel in Sutherland to have a Jack Daniels to drown my sorrows, only to find that I entered just as they were closing..

AND AFTER having been denied entry into Boyles Hotel Sutherland because APPARENTLY I dont look like me in my THREE PIECES OF ID I SHOWED THE BOUNCER. IM FARKING 19 FFS. And this wanker didnt believe me, denying me my depression drinking session.

AND AFTER having been denied service from the bottle-o at Boyles, by the same wanker security guard that denied me from the pub, further denying me my depression drinking session.

AND AFTER having missed my train because I was argueing with the bouncers because they were fvckwits

I decide to go to the place I promised never to go to again... HUNTERS!
But did I get in?
NO!
why?
COS I HAD A FARKING SHARKS JERSEY ON!!!

So I had do deal with loss SOBER!!!!

I conceded and decided to catch a cab home... with a cabbie who is a Dragons supporter...

:cry

I poured myself a Scotch once I got home
I know how u feel Parko, I 2 look young for my age, Im 15 and I look only 12 or 13 geez it sucks looking young for my age:rant
 
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