Famous Footy Sledges

[HaroldBishop]

We hear a lot about sledging in cricket and there has been some rippers.

Viv Richards & Greg Thomas.
In a county match in England, Thomas was bowling to Richards and getting a few to whizz past the bat. After Richards played and missed another one, Thomas said: "It's red, it's round. Now ****en hit it!". This obviously angered Richards who proceeded to hit the next ball out of the ground. Richards: "You know what it looks like now go and get it."

Jamie Siddons & Steve Waugh.
In a Sheffield Shield match Steve Waugh was taking his time getting ready to face his first ball. Taking guard, scratching out his mark, looking at the field settings. Jamie Siddons decided enough was enough and remarked: "For ****'s sake, mate, it's not a ****en test match!". To which Waugh replied: "Of course it's not... You're here".

Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad.
During a test between Pakistan and Australia in 1991 Miandad tried to sledge Merv: "Merv you are a big, fat bus conductor". Only a few balls later Merv dismissed Miandad, ran past him and shouted: "Tickets please!".

But we don't seem to hear much about classic sledges in footy. Anyone have any good ones?

I know Gary Jack regretted sledging Ian Roberts

 

[sharkboy1995]

I bet Ennis would have a few, his always in the oppositions ears! haha

 

[HaroldBishop]

Actually I do remember him saying something funny to a ref last year but can't remember exactly what it was.

 

[sharks4ever]

Loved waughs response

 

[BlackWhiteBlue]

Matty Johns (when in a Sharks jumper) saying to Andrew (who had the ball at the time) "my dad ****ed ya mum"

 

[dylan the villian]

Gal to SOO ref last year asking was it his 1st origin? Haha

 

[Matty C of the Shire]

Kurt Angles theme song and the crowd going you suck, you suck , yoooou suck you suck. As he walked down the ramp. Or

Chris Jericho walks out while Stephanie McMahon is whining and talking about Jerocho and he goes" would please shut the hell up" she standing there like a stunned mullet.

That is a few wrestling ones I liked.

 

[Thresher]

Don't know any footy ones but this is my favourite cricket one


Glen McGrath was getting frustrated at being unable to dismiss little known Zimbabwean cricketer Eddo Brandes.

McGrath: “Why are you so fat?”

Brandes “Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”

I remember watching Mark Waugh literally rolling on the ground laughing in the slips and couldn't work out what was going on

 

[A.Snowden]

Kurt Angles theme song and the crowd going you suck, you suck , yoooou suck you suck. As he walked down the ramp. Or

Chris Jericho walks out while Stephanie McMahon is whining and talking about Jerocho and he goes" would please shut the hell up" she standing there like a stunned mullet.

That is a few wrestling ones I liked.

sounds enthralling!

 

[teflon77]

sounds enthralling!

Haha. Weirdest most random off topic reply I've ever heard. Does Matty know wrestling isn't real. Nobody tell him, it's adorable.

 

[A.Snowden]

Haha. Weirdest most random off topic reply I've ever heard. Does Matty know wrestling isn't real. Nobody tell him, it's adorable.

hahahaha i know. so innocent

 

[BlackWhiteBlue]

Kurt Angles theme song and the crowd going you suck, you suck , yoooou suck you suck. As he walked down the ramp. Or

Chris Jericho walks out while Stephanie McMahon is whining and talking about Jerocho and he goes" would please shut the hell up" she standing there like a stunned mullet.

That is a few wrestling ones I liked.

State your age please

 

[Born&bred]

Benny Elias starts throwing punches at Steve Walters during an origin match (can't remember which year) - Steve Walters says to him "steady on Benny, I've got a test to play in next week"

 

[Rapture_Shark]

when penalised for hitting an opposition player late "how can i be hitting him late if im leaving early?"

 

[sharkboy1995]

Every game in which Mad Dog and Sailor are against each other..

 

[Matty C of the Shire]

sounds enthralling!

Haha. Weirdest most random off topic reply I've ever heard. Does Matty know wrestling isn't real. Nobody tell him, it's adorable.

State your age please

hahahaha i know. so innocent

Yes I know wrestling isn't real, I watched when I was a lot younger, it had its moments, ie: women of wwe divas wrestling in chocolate.

Me innocent? Haha that is funny, I could tell you stories of the **** that I have witnessed, participated or seen the conquences of events that would make your blood boil or make your vomit.

I'm a young 34 year old, however in my occupation, Im not classed as a spring chicken anymore, as there is too many young pups and Im now in the old group.

 

[Jigsaw]

Yes I know wrestling isn't real, I watched when I was a lot younger, it had its moments, ie: women of wwe divas wrestling in chocolate. .

dont EVERY consider that as a "moment" in wrestling ok. That right there is one of the stupidest things in wrestling and the most boring things you will witness while watching it.

Hulk Hogan body slamming Andre the giant at wrestlemania 3..... Moment
Hulk Hogan and The Rock meeting in the ring declaring there match on raw leading up to Wrestlemania 18..... Moment.
When Chris Benoit won the title at Wrestlemania 20 and Eddie came out and hugged him in the ring.... Moment (probably one of the best, its just to bad its tainted now due to Chris death)
WCW Bash at the Beach 1996..... 1 word. nWo (biggest moment in wrestling history)

****in stupid chicks just there to show off there tits.... i have my girlfriend, porn, and the internet for that. Keep it the **** out of wrestling.

 

[BatteredFlake]

"I could tell you stories of the **** that I have witnessed, participated or seen the conquences of events that would make your blood boil or make you vomit.



:birdno Please dont go there !!! This is not the place to talk about your sex life!

 

[Matty C of the Shire]

"I could tell you stories of the **** that I have witnessed, participated or seen the conquences of events that would make your blood boil or make you vomit.



:birdno Please dont go there !!! This is not the place to talk about your sex life!

NIce call mate, but alas it isn't my sex life I was talking about.

 

[Thresher]

dont EVERY consider that as a "moment" in wrestling ok. That right there is one of the stupidest things in wrestling and the most boring things you will witness while watching it.

Hulk Hogan body slamming Andre the giant at wrestlemania 3..... Moment
Hulk Hogan and The Rock meeting in the ring declaring there match on raw leading up to Wrestlemania 18..... Moment.
When Chris Benoit won the title at Wrestlemania 20 and Eddie came out and hugged him in the ring.... Moment (probably one of the best, its just to bad its tainted now due to Chris death)
WCW Bash at the Beach 1996..... 1 word. nWo (biggest moment in wrestling history)

****in stupid chicks just there to show off there tits.... i have my girlfriend, porn, and the internet for that. Keep it the **** out of wrestling.

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