Famous Footy Sledges

[Jigsaw]

We've spoken to some people and we're going to be getting you help soon

please, Its fake and entertainment.... big deal. So is TV shows and movies yet, i bet you can sit there and name your top fav movie moments.

Dont hate because you dont understand

Yes that is me BTW

 

[hitman124]

Chris Judd was playing against his old club West Coast for the first time in 2008, they knew he had severe shoulder problems and they were roughing him up on the field saying "How are those shoulders Juddy?"

And he replied

"They are ****ed, from carrying you blokes all those years!"

I thought it was brilliant.

 

[hitman124]

Also Barry Hall asked umpire Ray Chamberlain, "Can I give away a 50 meter penalty for something I'm thinking?"

Ray replied "Well, no? ofcourse not."

Barry then said "Well I think your ****ing ********"

Hahaha.

 

[dier]

I'll throw out one of my attempted sledges on the field... It's a bit fuzzy but I'll try to remember.

Was playing against one of our rivals, got heated. Half-time was called, about 5 after half-time they got a try (wrongly) disallowed, we were having a good laugh. One of their big Kiwi boys was yelling and screaming at us, calling us "pussies", "********s" etc...

One of our boys said to him "Why is he so mad?", which I loudly and obnixiously said "You'd be mad to if you couldn't pronounce your vowels and always had to go to a Fosh and Chep Shep (Fish and Chip shop)"

Needless to say next run, he found me, and slammed my head in to the ground like it was a basketball. Got a wicked concussion and a busted up face.

Was it worth it? I dunno, haha.

 

[sharkyboy]

was playing cricket for school few years ago, a girl came out to bat, one of the boys shouted out, "jeez boys i didnt know we were allowed to wear three pads these days". We had to have drinks as we couldnt stop laughing.

ALSO i remember watching a storm raiders game last year, blake fergo tried a miracle play down the side line and got taken out by 3 of the storm players, cooper cronk runs over to congratulate the boys and yelled right next to fergo so he could hear "bloody good stuff boys a selfish play from a selfish player!! hope his team mates enjoyed that". Was ****ing beautiful haha.

 

[Tank]

Pommy batsmen comes to the crease( cant remember who) and Mark Waugh starts in on him. Your hopeless and youre not good enough to be out here with us etc etc ..The Pommy batsmen turns and says .That may be the case Mark but at least Im the best cricketer in My family!!

 

[HaroldBishop]

Benny Elias starts throwing punches at Steve Walters during an origin match (can't remember which year) - Steve Walters says to him "steady on Benny, I've got a test to play in next week"

Haha yes I remember that one. Classic stuff.

 

[SharksMichael]

was playing cricket for school few years ago, a girl came out to bat, one of the boys shouted out, "jeez boys i didnt know we were allowed to wear three pads these days". We had to have drinks as we couldnt stop laughing.

:lmao

 

[Deleted member 3365]

was playing cricket for school few years ago, a girl came out to bat, one of the boys shouted out, "jeez boys i didnt know we were allowed to wear three pads these days". We had to have drinks as we couldnt stop laughing.

ALSO i remember watching a storm raiders game last year, blake fergo tried a miracle play down the side line and got taken out by 3 of the storm players, cooper cronk runs over to congratulate the boys and yelled right next to fergo so he could hear "bloody good stuff boys a selfish play from a selfish player!! hope his team mates enjoyed that". Was ****ing beautiful haha.

my respect for Cronk is to damn high now.

 

[Addy]

2 of my Rugby League favourites (these aren't exact wording, only going from memory)-

Gus Gould to a ref after a bad decision "What would you say if thought you were wrong?" "I can't help what you think" "Good, because I think you're a ********"

And I can't remember who, but someone went up to Paul Sironen and asked if the tape around his head was from a recent circumcision.

 

[Webbyshark]

Ian Botham was walking out to bat and Rod Marsh asked him "How's your wife and my kids" to that Botham replied "Wife's fine but the kids are retarded"

 

[Thresher]

please, Its fake and entertainment.... big deal. So is TV shows and movies yet, i bet you can sit there and name your top fav movie moments.

Dont hate because you dont understand

Yes that is me BTW

exactly, it's not sport it's just entertainment

 

[Gibs]

exactly, it's not sport it's just entertainment

It's Sports entertainment,