We Don't Like Cricket... We Love It!

CrazyMatt

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CM, just letting you know I've deleted all of the dic pics you've sent me over the years.

Didn't really bother me but would hate for them to come back and bite you one day.

All 10tb’s worth? Oooof. Ah well at least thats one loose end tied up for when I eventually get named the Australian cricket captain.

we may lose the ashes, but we aren't sex pests so i take the moral victory here

Your lucky Kevin Pieterson still doesnt play for you. As if that dude hasnt got total sex pest written all over him. :D
 

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This is probably good for Australia. Means we don’t have Paine as captain and hopefully out of the team as well
 

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To the tune of Be My Guest from Beauty and the Beast (or See my vest from The Simpsons):


Seeeee my dick. See my dick, in an unsolicited pic.
It’ll make you wetter, theres no better than an authentic Tassie pecker.
See this rock, tis my cock, show me your twat, i’ll have a bat.
This Aussie Captain is the owner, of your favourite engorged boner.
See my dick, see my dick, seeeee myyy diiiick.

Just look down my underwear, some foreskin Ive got my share.
Look at this noodle, its my doodle. Its so thiiiiiiick.
See my dick, see my dick. Seeeeeeeeeee myyyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiiiick.
 

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To the tune of Be My Guest from Beauty and the Beast (or See my vest from The Simpsons):


Seeeee my dick. See my dick, in an unsolicited pic.
It’ll make you wetter, theres no better than an authentic Tassie pecker.
See this rock, tis my cock, show me your twat, i’ll have a bat.
This Aussie Captain is the owner, of your favourite engorged boner.
See my dick, see my dick, seeeee myyy diiiick.

Just look down my underwear, some foreskin Ive got my share.
Look at this noodle, its my doodle. Its so thiiiiiiick.
See my dick, see my dick. Seeeeeeeeeee myyyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiiiick.
Appreciate you mentioning the best version of the song

Paine: I really like the dick!
Cricket Tasmania : I gathered...
 

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Nz verse India on fox 1 atm. First test of a 2 match series.

Insta 84-2 after 33 overs. Old mate pujara is deadset the most boring player I’ve ever seen. Rather watch paint dry than this Kunt bay.
 
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Nz verse India on fox 1 atm. First test of a 2 match series.

Insta 84-2 after 33 overs. Old mate pujara is deadset the most boring player I’ve ever seen. Rather watch paint dry than this Kunt bay.
I love watching Pujara play, especially on a difficult batting wicket.

Grinding down the bowlers is becoming a lost art.
 
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