Training Delay

[Murphy]

Melbourne are coping it,they bought it up on the longlunch on fox and today on the nrl teams, is it just me or is Warren Smith anti shark supporter he seems to hate the club.

 

[Capital_Shark]

Because we are more consistent in not scoring points

Exactly. We've had limited attacking abilities for what is now our 3rd season.

Melbourne on the other hand regularly scored 20+ points a game during that time. I'd think it would be more a backward step for a them to enter round 7 having only crossed the line 12 times, yet the focus is how we can't score points - whats the big surprise in us not scoring points? I thought the journos would love to be able to throw it back not being able to score in the GF as well and really blow it out of the water.

 

[dier]

You know Melbourne have only scored 1 more try than us this season?

Why aren't they copping a hiding to nothing about their attack?

By any chance you watch the game on Monday?

To me it looked like Melbourne were building up to a cross field bomb. By simple one off hit ups straight off Cam smith. Then they would kick to where Folau should be....It was horrible to watch. If anything they are in as much trouble as us if not more, cause well they are Melbourne.

 

[sharky94]

Cooper Cronk is nothing without Folau.

 

[fancyman]

twat

 

[Murphy]

i agree Sharky94 i think will chambers isnt the right option 4 them to kick to he makes far to many handling errors and doesnt seem to be to good in the air,but than he is already probably looking towards 2010 in union, Greg inglis hasnt really done to much 4 them but its only early days and they are still waiting on 2 players to return from injury if they do not get it right GOOD!

 

[Capital_Shark]

By any chance you watch the game on Monday?

To me it looked like Melbourne were building up to a cross field bomb. By simple one off hit ups straight off Cam smith. Then they would kick to where Folau should be....It was horrible to watch. If anything they are in as much trouble as us if not more, cause well they are Melbourne.

I did and thought the same thing do these guys know Folau is a Bronco now?

 

[Bungy]

twat

twat are you on about?

 

[dier]

I did and thought the same thing do these guys know Folau is a Bronco now?

Surely it would work a little better if they kicked to the other side to Inglis. Maybe they could even use Slater and Inglis in actual sweeping back movements, after all they are some of the best attacking players in the league.

 

[Super Shark]

You know Melbourne have only scored 1 more try than us this season?

Why aren't they copping a hiding to nothing about their attack?

Cause they are Melbourne Storm and the media loves Melbourne and hate us

 

[Bungy]

Sharks Training Delayed

Training at Toyota Park was delayed nearly 2 hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown 'white substance' on the ground.

Initially the club thought it was a prank, however coach Ricky Stuart immediately suspended training while the police and ASIO were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis NSW Police Forensics experts determined that the substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the try line.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

baaaahahaha

lol........

HAHA LOL

Good one.

that is very, very funny!!!
First time I have had reason to smile about the sharks this season.

hahahahha

great stuff bort Lol!

LOL,now thats gold.:cheers

ahahaha I thaught Windel Sailor had a trip to cronulla and left some remains behind. lol:nodlaugh

I'm surprised you're the only one to know about it nemo.

Hey who heard about the Anthrax scare at USMA West Point

 

[Capmar]

Bort take this as a compliment

You are a natural born s#@t stirrer

Great joke. It sold me

 

[Lettuce_Sharks]

classic....good that we can laugh at ourselves eh...makes the pain a little easier

 

[IronShark]

Cause they are Melbourne Storm and the media loves Melbourne and hate us

You do realise that they are owned by Newscorp? Probably helps them in the press department!

 

[wado]

That's great Bort.

 

[Bungy]

O.k guys that's enough praise for an unoriginal prankster. The plagiarism nazi would be very disappointed with you bortos.

How about something original next time bortos.

this joke is everywhere on the web and started in the mid 90s or before that.

Dead set rip-off that one. Was a joke about the Springboks during the 90's when they used to grind out wins without ever scoring a try. Actually, i think South Africa are the only team to win two World Cup finals without scoring a try in either of them

that joke can be found here and here and it's on the front row as well as many other places.
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Originally Posted by coolumsharkie
somebody very clever has been doing some classy sh*t stiring.

 

[bort]

O.k guys that's enough praise for an unoriginal prankster. The plagiarism nazi would be very disappointed with you bortos.

How about something original next time bortos.

this joke is everywhere on the web and started in the mid 90s or before that.


that joke can be found here and here and it's on the front row as well as many other places.
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Originally Posted by coolumsharkie
somebody very clever has been doing some classy sh*t stiring.

theres plenty of original bort gold to be found around this site. as for this joke, i never said it was original, most of the people here hadnt seen it and i brought it to them, jealous much bungy?

oh, and you buggered up the quote code

why were you even on an eagles forum anyway bungy? and the joke doesn't even really work well for afl, not to mention that plagiarism doesn't apply to most forms of humour not that youd know much about that.

did you come across Godwin's Law in your travels bubgy?

 

[Bungy]

theres plenty of original bort gold to be found around this site.

give me 3 examples

as for this joke, i never said it was original,

a bit of honesty. If you hadn't of lied to me yesterday via a pm I wouldn't of sh!t stirred the sh!t stirrer.

most of the people here hadnt seen it and i brought it to them,

well done (non sarcastic)

jealous much bungy?

as jealous as a racing horse at a Hindu cow convention.

oh, and you buggered up the quote code

you should of realised it was intentional.

why were you even on an eagles forum anyway bungy?

I wasn't on it, I just viewed it.

and the joke doesn't even really work well for afl,

Not if you are an afl fan.

not to mention that plagiarism doesn't apply to most forms of humour not that youd know much about that.

I'll remember that one, I may need to use it later.:lmao

did you come across Godwin's Law in your travels bubgy?

have you come across Bart's laws in your travels?

 

[swan dog]

ha ha this thread made the sunday telegraph

 

[Bungy]

ha ha this thread made the sunday telegraph

funny that, hey swan:dog: have another:sigaretter:drinkrillr or:can:
and watch out for the big kitty :cat: coming soon.