Todays Newscorpse Headline - Sharks Killed Kennedy - Exclusive by D.U.I Bec

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Sharks Killed Kennedy - We have uncovered proof, Relocation almost a certainty.
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Newscorpse.
26th September 2013.

It can be now revealed that the Cronulla Sharks are now being investigated by the F.B.I and are persons of interests in the Assassination of John F Kennedy, President of the United States of America on November 22, 1963.

Newscorpse has been provided exclusive proof by way of a leaked photograph taken at the time of the assassination of JFK.

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The person of interest is seen wearing what appears to be a Shark Jersey and it would appear that there is a puff of smoke similiar to discharging of a firearm.

If this is found to proven then the Cronulla Sharks will almost certainly be forced to relocate to either Central Queensland, Brisbane, Adelaide or Perth, unamed sources within the NRL have stated.

The same unamed NRL sources have informed Newscorpse that Cronulla is expected to be charged by the end of November.

Reliable updates will be released as they become available.
 
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Please tell me there is an actual website called Newscorpse!
 
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Im going to put this in this thread because it is a joke...

Being the vocal Sharks supporter i am at work, I am bombarded as of late with "OMG, what are you gonna do when your club folds/relocates?" These people are so caught up with what they are reading in the papers that they are sending themselves into a delirium.

They try to convince me that its only a matter of time... Hold up!? What else do you know besides what The Courier (Telegraph) tells you? Not sure about NSW, but the Brisbane papers have been flooded as of late with articles about our impending doom.

I've actually gone to the extent to start collecting them in a scrap book. After all this is said and done and we win back to back premierships, I wanna look back and laugh at all this ****.

The more we get caught up in the legal side of things, the longer I see this taking. We have such a great squad compared to previous years, I don't want any reason to give an excuses next year as to why we didn't go the whole way. #SORTYOUR****OUTASAP
 
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