The Almost But Not Quite Absolute Everything peachey Discussion And Dedication Thread

[sharks195]

i don't think warney will want to share

 

[zakspiders]

who's tom lewis and where did he go?

 

[wang shark]

hey peachey try gulpsuna it will attract some attention and you can use it as a conversation starter "hi i'm gulpsuna" and people will be like wtf does that mean and you can tell them it's anusplug backwards. lol.I reckon its a bit better than gigashark.

 

[peachey]

nah..im sticking with peach..cant change name anyway

 

[peachey]

I Hate Halloween

i hate halloween

are we australia or america jnr

annoying kids wanting lollies...

little kids r alright cause they dont know wtf halloween is..but when you get teens asking for lollies..get a job and buy your own

My brother jus got back from the US, he said that most americans dont even know we exist

 

[Sober]

A Canadian woman who lives here brought a bunch of kids from around the town door knocking for lollies. She organised the whole thing before hand, putting a letter into my letter box saying what was going on. She even offered to pay for the lollies. So I bought some lollies and gave them to the kids when they came around.
The kids seem to really enjoy it (who doesn't love dressing up and lollies ) so I don't really mind it.
On a side note Halloween parties rock, nothing quite like getting pissed when everyone is dressed up

 

[Capital_Shark]

Jesus I must be drunk cause I'm agreeing with peachey.

There are more than enough Americanisms infecting this great country. Until a few years ago I thought we were steadily fighting off this waste of pumpkin rubbish, but unfortunately its growing. WTF is next? Fire crackers on July 4?!

I just had a trick or treater. Rocked up in black top and pants with white stripes down the arms and legs. I said "WTF are you supposed to be?" he said "a skeleton" I laughed at him some more and said "well you look like a painter with bad aim, get the **** off my lawn".

Doesn't Australia have enough disrespectful little fatties? Now we're encouraging them to interrupt someone's evening demanding lollies and chocolate? **** me earn you lolly money and buy your own you fat little turd. If your too young to get a job, find a pedo and chance your arm!

 

[peachey]

AH HAHAHAHAHA......GOLD CAP

My brother jus got back from the US, he said that most americans dont even know we exist

 

[Capital_Shark]

AH HAHAHAHAHA......GOLD CAP

My brother us got back from the US, he said that most americans dont even know we exist

Good. Means most of 'em won't travel here.

 

[Sober]

I just had a trick or treater. Rocked up in black top and pants with white stripes down the arms and legs. I said "WTF are you supposed to be?" he said "a skeleton" I laughed at him some more and said "well you look like a painter with bad aim, get the **** off my lawn"

If your too young to get a job, find a pedo and chance your arm!

Hehe, that's some good advice to the kids

And lol at your trick or treater, the ones I gave lollies to put in a lot of effort.
I just had four boys rock up, must have been 16 or 17 years old, not even in costume, I opened the door, said what, then they introduced themselves. They stood there in silence for a few seconds then walked off. They didn't even ask for lollies

 

[peachey]

I just had four boys rock up, must have been 16 or 17 years old, not even in costume, I opened the door, said what, then they introduced themselves. They stood there in silence for a few seconds then walked off. They didn't even ask for lollies

stoned most likely........

 

[sharks195]

Jesus I must be drunk cause I'm agreeing with peachey.

There are more than enough Americanisms infecting this great country. Until a few years ago I thought we were steadily fighting off this waste of pumpkin rubbish, but unfortunately its growing. WTF is next? Fire crackers on July 4?!

I just had a trick or treater. Rocked up in black top and pants with white stripes down the arms and legs. I said "WTF are you supposed to be?" he said "a skeleton" I laughed at him some more and said "well you look like a painter with bad aim, get the **** off my lawn".

Doesn't Australia have enough disrespectful little fatties? Now we're encouraging them to interrupt someone's evening demanding lollies and chocolate? **** me earn you lolly money and buy your own you fat little turd. If your too young to get a job, find a pedo and chance your arm!

i have to agree i hate haloween and i chose to listen to my music full blast, so i wouldn't have to suffer hearing the "trick or treat" crap.

 

[bort]

stoned most likely........

probs thought it was their house

i had to deal with 3 little kids probs between 8-13 (diff ages), two fairies (average quality) and a boy in an eagles afl jersey, one of the fairies was overweight
i gave them all apples
i then went back inside to continue eating the lollies my mum bought for them

 

[peachey]

lol nice.......what is the purpose of halloween anyway?

 

[BUZ]

lol nice.......what is the purpose of halloween anyway?

It is an old Irish sort of New Year celebration that goes back to 500 BC.

The Irish brought this custom to America in the mid 1800's.

Originally, Jack o' Lanterns were made from turnips!

 

[Shiredad]

I read recently that passengers on a train in Holland saw a guy on a train seat, unconscious, looking bloodied and beaten. They tried to wake him up, but he wasn't responding. His skin was really pale, so they assumed he was dead. They called the cops, who turned up, revived him, and discovered that he was just a bloke who was extremely pissed from a halloween party, and he'd gone dressed as a zombie.

 

[Sober]

I read recently that passengers on a train in Holland saw a guy on a train seat, unconscious, looking bloodied and beaten. They tried to wake him up, but he wasn't responding. His skin was really pale, so they assumed he was dead. They called the cops, who turned up, revived him, and discovered that he was just a bloke who was extremely pissed from a halloween party, and he'd gone dressed as a zombie.

I read that too, hehe.

i gave them all apples
i then went back inside to continue eating the lollies my mum bought for them

At least you're looking out for their health

 

[bort]

Originally, Jack o' Lanterns were made from turnips!

those crazy irish!

I read recently that passengers on a train in Holland saw a guy on a train seat, unconscious, looking bloodied and beaten. They tried to wake him up, but he wasn't responding. His skin was really pale, so they assumed he was dead. They called the cops, who turned up, revived him, and discovered that he was just a bloke who was extremely pissed from a halloween party, and he'd gone dressed as a zombie.

thats awesome lol

At least you're looking out for their health

what can i say, im a good person

 

[Catfish]

Yes is comes from the Irish and has nothing to do with Australia.
I have three kids and I too do not follow Halloween nor do I let them trick or treat. I have explained why and they are happy with that. When we were growing up it was rare to have someone trick or treat at your door, now a days it is becoming worse every year. I can't believe parents support their kids doing it! Sure it may be fun but leave it with the yanks. Kids get enough lollies these days as it is.
My neighbour and I put a sign on our door saying No trick or treating we are Australian not American. So I don't even answer the door.

 

[brad]

suprisingly we didnt get any this year. lucky because around here when you tell em to piss off they throw eggs at your house

and cap, your a funny man