Stephen Dank

[Mr Ryan]

I think it's more than about time that this bloke received his very own official thread.

I mean we are talking about a guy who - in a mere 5 month accosiation - is probably going to go down as more legendary in out history than ET, Steve Rogers, Peter Burns, DI and Hassan Saleh combined.

Keep all the jokes and sarcasm out of this thread please. I just want the big issues discussed here.

And I'll start with the biggest issue - his name.

It seems to be creeping in more and lately. His name is Stephen Dank - not Stephen Danks.

And before anyone thinks I'm taking the piss - ponder this scenario:

It's the big day - the renaming of the Southern Grandstand in the big mans honour.

Dank himself is there to unveil the plaque.

Such esteemed guests as the Gazelle, James Hird and Aurora Andruska are present.

And we **** it up by spelling his name wrong.

I don't wanna see that, so lets get it right ay guys.

 

[WillyInBris]

ummm ok, should I be drinking whilst reading this post?

 

[A.Snowden]

:dougy::gal::drunk:bulgy-eyes::birdno:wtf::inyouget

 

[Frenzy]

Who was he accosiated with?

 

[sharkyboy]

Dont do drugs.

 

[WillyInBris]

Dont do drugs.

lol I think its way past that stage

 

[Tatus]

An old lady I was speaking to at work said she used to baby sit "Young Stephen" for a few years. She said she found it hard to believe that young boy was in such strife ATM.

 

[Fitzy2513]

I think we should call it 'The Dank Tank' and play a game on Mardi Gra weekend. It would break the ground record.

 

[Gards]

Drugs are bad mmmk

 

[stormshark]

Smells pretty dank in my understair storage area, must shine a light on things!

 

[djhabib]

careful with your posts here we might get sued

 

[dier]

I think we should call him Danks, then we can't get sued.

 

[djhabib]

danks for the memories

 

[dier]

danks for the memories

Remember kids, when someone offers you drugs say "No danks".

 

[dylan the villian]

Remember kids, when someone offers you drugs say "No danks".

Gold!

 

[djhabib]

Remember kids, when someone offers you drugs say "No danks".

you mean danks but no danks

 

[Born&bred]

What a danker

 

[WillyInBris]

So dis is what dis fweds about.

Danks guys da bee did da twik

 

[SHARKSTER]

I can't wait for this bloke to answer some questions.

Mr Dank, please look at this photograph. What do you see in this photograph?
I see a vial.
Mr Dank, what is written on this vial?
It says equine use only, not for human use (something like that)
Mr Dank, can you explain how this vial came to be at the Cronulla Sharks football club?
Yes, that's easy. I had that with me for an appointment I had later that day at flemington
Mr Dank, did or did not a player ask what equine means?
Haha yeah, that was funny ****. Front rowers aren't known for having to much in the noggin. The boys sure gave him some **** over that dumb question.
Mr Dank, so you admit to having this substance and that it was questioned by a Cronulla Sharks player when you injected this into players.
No, I never said that. You merkins read to many newspapers and listen to bull**** artists on channel nine.
Mr Dank, you injected Cronulla Sharks players with horse drugs, didn't you.
Haha no mate, it was a joke mate. I had this vial see, I gave the boys this other stuff, harmless really. Then stirred em up by showing them this vial.
Mr Dank, are you seriously expecting us to believe that you did nothing other than a practical joke?
Well mate, put it this way...prove I didn't!
Mr Dank, how would you suggest we do that?
Well you could ask the ACC and ASADA to release information that they say they have
Mr Dank, we both know they won't do that.
To bad, so sad.

 

[ENFIST]

Dank is a dead set toss bag