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Wizard

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I love this forum.

In 48 hours we have:

1. Questioned whether SS will leave due to not getting a run
2. Questioned whether SS will leave because he is getting a run
3. Questioned how long Katoa is out for
4. Question whether Katoa will get back in the side
5. Argue with each other about it
6. Apologise about arguing
7. Argue about the apology
8. Mute each other over the argument about the apology

Love you blokes.
Can I do a politics one 🤣 it would be a classic
 

Six Again

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I love this forum.

In 48 hours we have:

1. Questioned whether SS will leave due to not getting a run
2. Questioned whether SS will leave because he is getting a run
3. Questioned how long Katoa is out for
4. Question whether Katoa will get back in the side
5. Argue with each other about it
6. Apologise about arguing
7. Argue about the apology
8. Mute each other over the argument about the apology

Love you blokes.
Yeah , all a total waste of Cloud space when Hiroti gets the spot long term
 

SF

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You know we could probably upload everyone’s posts to an AI which could simulate all the other posters and their particular style but have it programmed that all those were in agreement with us.
Or train the AI up to be the Sharks next recruitment manager :)
 

bort

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Or train the AI up to be the Sharks next recruitment manager :)
With team selections like this… it may fit right in!

Starting 13

  1. Kayal Iro (Fullback) – With Will Kennedy’s form sometimes inconsistent, why not hand Iro the No. 1 jersey? He’s got the speed, footwork, and ball-playing ability to thrive there.
  2. Jesse Ramien (Wing) – Normally a centre, but has the power game and speed to do damage on the edge. Plus, his defensive lapses are less exposed out wide.
  3. Siosifa Talakai (Centre) – Back in the centres for a power-based edge attack. His wrecking-ball potential is too good to ignore, and with Hynes controlling things, he won’t need to overplay his hand.
  4. Daniel Atkinson (Centre) – A utility who deserves more game time. Quick, crafty, and tough, he could be a great running threat outside Trindall.
  5. Ronaldo Mulitalo (Wing) – No brainer. Big-game player with energy and aggression.
  6. Braydon Trindall (Five-Eighth) – Gets the nod over Moylan’s replacement. His kicking game and composure are underrated.
  7. Nicho Hynes (Halfback & Captain) – No explanation needed. The leader and creative spark.
  8. Braden Hamlin-Uele (Prop) – Adds mongrel up front. Not just a battering ram; he’s got an offload game too.
  9. Blayke Brailey (Hooker) – Mr. Consistent in the middle. Would be great to see him take the line on more.
  10. Thomas Hazelton (Prop) – Big, aggressive, and always looking for a shot. A statement starter.
  11. Briton Nikora (Second Row) – Runs great lines and links well with Hynes. A no-brainer selection.
  12. Teig Wilton (Second Row) – Workhorse who does the little things right. Perfect balance for Nikora’s attacking role.
  13. Cameron McInnes (Lock) – Heart and soul of the pack. Tough as nails, a tackling machine, and always lifts the team’s energy.

Interchange

  1. Tuku Hau Tapuha (Utility Forward) – Not many are talking about him, but the young prop is a monster. Could be the surprise impact player in 2025.
  2. Oregon Kaufusi (Prop/Second Row) – Can play middle or edge, giving flexibility off the bench.
  3. Billy Burns (Back-Rower) – Left-field choice, but with his size and experience, he adds variety.
  4. Addin Fonua-Blake (Prop) – The shock move: bringing him off the bench for maximum impact! Imagine the energy shift when AFB comes on after 20 minutes against a tiring Vegas opposition.

18th Man

  1. Sam Stonestreet (Winger/Centre) – Young gun with potential. Could step in if there’s a backline injury.
 
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