Round 20 2013: Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks v Penrith Panthers, Sunday 28 July 2:00pm @Remondis Stadium

[JimBob]

No one else here other than jimbob gives a **** about simmons. So give it a rest ****wit

You'll give a **** about Simmons when he crosses the line for his third try on Sunday.

 

[Mr Wright]

It's because he's my bitch, he's got to tell me where he is going.

A good pimp knows where his hoe is at all times.

Shut the **** up. Seriously.

 

[BlackWhiteBlue]

wont be there lads. after years of battling with an injury that kept flaring up time and time again, turns out i have something similar to what gal has, probably on a worse scale in fact. no waynin hell im gunna be able to sit in a car for 4 hours

 

[sharks2010]

Myth

 

[sharks2010]

For the first time I am bringing my son Andrew to the footy on Sunday. He is almost three and a half years old. He doesn't know much about the game but he certainly knows who Daddy's favourite football team is!

sucks to be you... Having two kids sitting either side of you, although you would get more sense out of the kid sitting to your left

 

[sharks2010]

I just received a text from Dylan the villian apologising that he won't be at the game on Sunday as he has had a allergic reaction to some seaman he ingested during the week

 

[djhabib]

I just received a text from Dylan the villian apologising that he won't be at the game on Sunday as he has had a allergic reaction to some seaman he ingested during the week

Lol it's a hard life making coffee for the seamen

 

[sharks2010]

Lol it's a hard life making coffee for the seamen

he told me he was about to sit a test... I was to afraid to ask what kind of test it was

 

[djhabib]

he told me he was about to sit a test... I was to afraid to ask what kind of test it was

First to blow?

 

[sharks2010]

First to blow?

soggy sao... He said he was hungry

 

[dylan the villian]

I just received a text from Dylan the villian apologising that he won't be at the game on Sunday as he has had a allergic reaction to some seaman he ingested during the week

I sense the jealously in your tone!

 

[dylan the villian]

Other acceptable answers would have been I was sitting an exam about docking

 

[djhabib]

Other acceptable answers would have been I was sitting an exam about docking

Docking: mutual masturbation by inserting the glans penis into the foreskin of another penis.

Pirate

 

[sharks2010]

Boom

 

[dylan the villian]

Docking: mutual masturbation by inserting the glans penis into the foreskin of another penis.

Pirate

Is that going to be the answer for my exam?

 

[djhabib]

Is that going to be the answer for my exam?

It has to be now. I thought it was a practical exam.

 

[dylan the villian]

It has to be now. I thought it was a practical exam.

Haha written today! Oral next week perhaps?! Haha

 

[djhabib]

Haha written today! Oral next week perhaps?! Haha

2010 will help you out with the oral exam

 

[hamsy44]

You'll give a **** about Simmons when he crosses the line for his third try on Sunday.

Was Simmons a gentle and thoughtful lover Jim Bob?

 

[stormshark]

Forget Simmo, its time to grind him and his Co soldiers into Chocolate Paste