OT: crazy Kiwi bonding sessions...

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this is no joke!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4267428a10713.html
Friday, 9 November 2007

The Kiwi league team have rejected a report today that coach Gary Kemble was applying "wacky bonding" methods to get his beleaguered team to gel together - instead, it was the players themselves who instigated the antics.

According to The Dominion Post report, Kemble had upset some players with his "wacky bonding sessions, the latest of which involved several of them wearing nothing but a tie as they served dinner to their teammates".

He had also allegedly made them do things such as hakas in the street.

The NZPA source said Kemble had no involvement with either situation.

"It was a penalty dished out by the players themselves after a `Kiwis court session'.

"The court sessions by the players deal with misdemeanours (among the team) for being late at things.

"The (waiters incident) wasn't to do with lateness - it was to do with a competition among groups within the team and these people had finished last and had to wait on the winners.

"They were dressed in their number ones - they had their ties and suits on, only without their shirts."

As for performing hakas in public, he said it was a players' penalty dished out for those who were late boarding the team bus or for meetings.

" They have to perform the haka on their own in front of their teammates in a public place - there is nothing demeaning about it, they do it gladly, willingly - they know that's what they have do."

The Kiwis are looking to avoid a series whitewash in Wigan after losing the first test 20-14 and suffering a 44-0 defeat in the second test last week.

They play the third and final test on Sunday morning NZ time.

-NZPA

I think they need to get more serious. enough with the laughing! they're out of control!

But seriously, it's good that they got to score some points in the first test.
 

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get off the kava......

Kava is a hebal medicine that holds strong religious significance in a number of Polynesian countries, and has so long before white folk came a knockin'.

Once again you're caught with dribble on your bib Peach.
 

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ah lighten up and take a joke....

maybe a better term was..get off the drink...

ive only seen kava once..when the footy show boys drank it...now the after effects of that..........

i go away for a day and everyone starts b!tching and moaning about some people having fun and the others considering it stupid....its the off season lighten up
 

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kava is great stuff! My wife and I were persuaded into a 'traditional' shop in Naditown in Fiji on our honeymoon, to buy 'authentic' fijian things like kava bowls and coconut shell bikinis.

But before we could buy anything, we had to have a kava ceremony. I had about 5 or 6 coconut shells full of the stuff. Doesn't make you high, just a bit tingly and your mouth and throat feel a bit numb.
 

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ruben wiki drinks it religiously, and he said in an interview in rugby league week that he credits it for his inner strength and has helped him stay injury free all these years.
 

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ruben wiki drinks it religiously, and he said in an interview in rugby league week that he credits it for his inner strength and has helped him stay injury free all these years.

i read that in his book-it surprises me that they're allowed to drink it when its effectively a drug.
 

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i read that in his book-it surprises me that they're allowed to drink it when its effectively a drug.

Kava.........English Spinach.........the only difference is white folk and the wording of their 'Laws'.

I'm surprized the datura growing in my front yard isn't illegal :rolleyes: ;).
 
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