NRL Round 5, 2018 - Game Day (Remaining Matches)

[Western Sharkie]

Round 5 Game Day thread:

Thursday 05/04/2018
Raiders v Bulldogs

Friday 06/04/2018
Dragons v Rabbits

Saturday 07/04/2018
Tigers v Storm
Warriors v Cowboys
Knights v Broncos

Sunday 08/04/2018
Titans v Sea Eagles
Eels v Panthers

 

[vicsharkfan]

I must b a bit sadistic but looking forward to the cripple fight tonight. Can only imagine the knifes sharpening for Ricky if they get towelled up.

 

[Gards]

I must b a bit sadistic but looking forward to the cripple fight tonight. Can only imagine the knifes sharpening for Ricky if they get towelled up.

yea should be a cracker, pop some beers and watch ricky kick some stools

 

[HaroldBishop]

yea should be a cracker, pop some beers and watch ricky kick some stools

Hemorrhoids, stools. I'm sensing a theme from you of late.

 

[Gumby]

cheering for the dogs tonight!

 

[Thresher]

do they still do the viking clap or is it more a gentle applause now?

 

[Gards]

Hemorrhoids, stools. I'm sensing a theme from you of late.

plastic chair...

i was woken up by my guts at 4am to take a massive dump this morning though, ****ing exhausted

 

[HaroldBishop]

plastic chair...

i was woken up by my guts at 4am to take a massive dump this morning though, ****ing exhausted

Good to clear the system out. Stick a high-pressured hose up your arse to finish the job.

 

[slide rule]

do they still do the viking clap or is it more a gentle applause now?

The one handed Viking Clap, it's what you do when you're drowning.

 

[Jeff Robson]

Ricky could be in for a long night 0-5

 

[Addy]

Never underestimate the ability of Ricky to save Ricky by the skin of his teeth.

Raiders will tonight, killing any talk of him getting the arse

 

[Thresher]

Dogs are missing Tolman

 

[Western Sharkie]

Never underestimate the ability of Ricky to save Ricky by the skin of his teeth.

Raiders will tonight, killing any talk of him getting the arse

I think the dogs are helping Ricky save his own skin!

 

[Thresher]

I think the dogs are helping Ricky save his own skin!

Yep, Dogs have got nothing in attack

 

[Napolean]

I don't think I've ever seen a man look so stressed as Ricky does right now

 

[HaroldBishop]

He's a bit of a pig is Ricky.

 

[dylan the villian]

if dogs cant get the raiders from here, with zero interchanges left, 18 mins and no halfback then they truely are woeful

and croker scores again as i type. dogs lolz

 

[Addy]

He's a bit of a pig is Ricky.

What about before the game

"Jack Wighton out tonight with the birth of his child"
Ricky- "yeah the players want to have to be here"

Neck up Ricky you arseclown

 

[Thresher]

if dogs cant get the raiders from here, with zero interchanges left, 18 mins and no halfback then they truely are woeful

and croker scores again as i type. dogs lolz

They're going to have to get the team a Prozac family pack after this one.

 

[HaroldBishop]

Great job, Ricky. Great coach.