If The Sharks Were Cars...

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With all the doomsday talk at the moment I thought we might be due for a bit of creative fun. Assuming we don't know what these players actually drive, I'm asking the question of if they were a car themselves what would they be:

Let me get the ball rolling (or tire I should say)
Feel free to make your own additions/modifications.

Nathan Gardner <Lotus Elise> Small, Agile, Superb handling sometimes breaking traction, Quick Acceleration.

Scott Porter <Toyota Camry> Slow but reliable. Gets the basic job done without any sense of flashiness, excitement or occasion.

Paul Gallen <Toyota Hilux> Workmanlike, slow off the mark but plenty of tourque and pulling power. Will go all day without fail. Room for stuff in the back. Sometimes things popping off the back!

Trent Barret <Alfa Romea Spyder> Looks pretty but prone to some breakdowns.

Kade Snowden<Hummer H3> Ugly but Intimidating. Big presence and lots of power. Thirst for fuel means a few stops but a real road warrior.
 

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gallen's a landcruiser(an old school one that go for a million km's before they even need an oil change-not these flashy crap ones you get nowadays)
 

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Blake Ferguson <Nissan Silvia> Youthful, brash, noisy and fast. Thinks it's the best car in the world. Likely to have many owners in it's lifetime.
 

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If the Sharks were cars they would be picked up and squashed
 

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Tim Smith = Honda Civic Type-R (looks flashy but can't really back it up).

Paul Gallen = Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 (bad ass mutha, got real grunt both on and off road).

Cuthbo = Hummer H3 (slow, heavy, uses a ****load of fuel)

Albert Kelly = Mitsubishi Lancer (not much stock, but add some good mods and you got a little ripper)

Ben Pomeroy = Jaguar XR8 (goes hard but tends to have things falling off).
 

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Tim Smith = Honda Civic Type-R (looks flashy but can't really back it up).

Paul Gallen = Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 (bad ass mutha, got real grunt both on and off road).

Cuthbo = Hummer H3 (slow, heavy, uses a ****load of fuel)

Albert Kelly = Mitsubishi Lancer (not much stock, but add some good mods and you got a little ripper)

Ben Pomeroy = Jaguar XR8 (goes hard but tends to have things falling off).

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Blake Ferguson- FORD ED FALCON family station wagon.......because if he keeps his attitude up, thats the only place he'll find a home
 

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Luke Douglas- holden commodore, reliable and gets the job done every time.
Nathan Gardner- toyota echo, small, agile, faster than you think.
Anthony Tupou- An old vintage car that rarely gets a drive and is just for show.
 

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Covell = VW kombi: It's been no good for a few years now, but you don't want to get rid of it because it was great in its day and you wouldn't get much back for a trade in.

Pomeroy = drag car: Goes like a rocket and takes a lot to stop, but handling is non-existent and you spent way more on it than you should have

Morris = police car: has been used in plenty of situations; very familiar with hooker
 
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