Complete These Lines (5)

[PMQ_Tony]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said…………

4. To BELIEVE is to…………..

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will……………

 

[sharks_4_me]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as…………… Eric the eel swimming

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… Are we going to maccas after the game?

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… Have fun with Cuthbo playing for Como

4. To BELIEVE is to………….. Hope for miracles

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………… Be skeptical that it wasn't a dream

 

[baanya]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………Albert Kelly under the high ball...

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………please dont cut me!

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… your ****ed!

4. To BELIEVE is to………….bet on the sharks each week...

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………have more people to go hang ****e on than i will know what to do with..

 

[bluey]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as…………… Eric the eel swimming

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… Are we going to maccas after the game?

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… Have fun with Cuthbo playing for Como

4. To BELIEVE is to………….. Hope for miracles

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………… Be skeptical that it wasn't a dream

I cannnot top that

 

[SharkLabelSociety]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………a white guy with an afro.

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………we do get a free feed after the game, right?

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said…………nothing, he was too busy beating him down.

4. To BELIEVE is to…………..be able to give the haters the finger, knowing that one day the Shire will see a premiership.

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will……………drink myself into a coma until the start of the next season.

 

[Gil]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………a giraffe on a block of ice

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………weres my 4 dim sims, 10 scallops, burger with the lot and 4 litres of coke.

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said…………I don't know, but I want to be there.

4. To BELIEVE is to…………..BELIEVE

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will............. hopefully nothing to do with Gnomes

 

[MattyShArk]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………Cronulla winning a premiership

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………Wheres the half time pies?

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said…………Snowy...grab his arms im gonna belt him

4. To BELIEVE is to…………..BELIEVE

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will.............Destroy tom ugly's bridge

 

[SharkBoy]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as…………… Pamela Anderson's boobs.

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… "Mate, I'm rooted"

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… "Little piss ants like you don't deserve to be here, **** off now"

4. To BELIEVE is to………….. bleed black, white and blue

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………… Come down to the Shire and party with all you believers on the mad monday!

 

[TCShark]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………fergo having an error free 80 minutes

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… Shouldnt of had those 2 pies and choccy milk for breaky

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… "im gunna knock your other front tooth out" - did anyone else notice fergo was missig a tooth on Saturday

4. To BELIEVE is to………….. Continually support, no matter what

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………… Party for 67 days

 

[SF]

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… who are you?

4. To BELIEVE is to………….. just put your faith in Gal and one day you'll see yeah.

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………… be looking forward to our second

 

[SharkLabelSociety]

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will.............Destroy tom ugly's bridge

Ooh, can I help? I've got a flamethrower.

 

[Jigsaw]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as…………… Covell running 100m 10sec flat

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… Is there still plenty of wing dings?

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… God i hope you play for the dragons next year, coz im gonna smash you *****

4. To BELIEVE is to………….. Support the sharks

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………… not been seen at work for a few weekss

 

[Murphy]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………fergo staying loyal to a club
:take that
2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………i need a double whooper meal

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… you are a dirty little ****

4. To BELIEVE is to…………..witnesss the sharks come from 18 nil down

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will……………

see where fergo is a laugh my arse off

 

[shark351]

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will...party till they lock me up !

 

[greg_bird]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as…………… dog ****

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… im not good enough to be in your team and i need to loose some weight

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… om gonna beat seven shades of **** out of u, u disloyal little ****

4. To BELIEVE is to…………..???? believe

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………… party naked for a month

 

[peachey]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………a dog on heat

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………Get in my belly

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said…………RUN BOY

4. To BELIEVE is to……have Faith.......Gallen will catch Fergo

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will………past out in the gutter outside Sharkies Leagues Club

 

[BurgoShark]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as……………Ben Pomeroy catching a football

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………Sloth love chunk... baby ruth ... ruth .. ruth

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… You can do better than this club ... (pssst. hey boys, I just got rid of some dead weight)

4. To BELIEVE is to…… love this club without question.

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will……… Drink a beer for every year of waiting

 

[BUZ]

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said……………Sloth love chunk... baby ruth ... ruth .. ruth

I've got NFI what that means, but it made me LOL.

 

[bort]

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… so will Fergo be here next week too?

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… how am I still crap?

 

[deano the p]

1. Baz kicking field goals is about as natural as…………… Paul Gallen in a dress

2. Cuthbo approached the Como Crocs coach at half time and said…………… i'm buggered y do i get more then 10 minutes here, I need a bucket of KFC to refuel

3. Upon his return from State of Origin duties Gallen pulled Fergo aside and said………… u are ****ing lucky i don't play vs u your a dog i would take pleasure in knocking the **** out

4. To BELIEVE is to………….. stay loyal no matter what and wait for that premiership

5. When the Sharks win a premiership I will…………… party like there is no 2morrow