Complete these lines (3)

[PMQ_Tony]

Complete theses lines.........

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears......................"

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of..............

4) Gus Gould has ....................

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because .........

Enjoy !!!

 

[sharks195]

Complete theses lines.........

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd break.

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears :gal:"

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of a winning fullback.

4) Gus Gould has the integrity of a biscuit.

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because he is a Union player.

Enjoy !!!

 

[dier]

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............most likely suffer another concussion.

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears..............me on friday nights."

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of..............Blake Ferguson.

4) Gus Gould has ....................the brain of a mildly retarded chimp

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because ......... he is slightly over-rated, He couldn't even get a start in Rah-Rah.

 

[JimBob]

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............ Pull Out My Nine, And Smoke Dat Fool.

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears...................... Clothes I Assume

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of.............. David Peachey In Full Stride (Oddly Enough)

4) Gus Gould has .................... The Dragons Logo Tattooed On His Penis

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because ......... He Was Scared Of Pomeroy's Right Shoulder

 

[IronShark]

Complete theses lines.........

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd...sit him on his ass! (just joking big guy!)

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears...the stone of shame.

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of...a guy running real fast despite having no calves!

4) Gus Gould has ...got to be terminated.

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because ...he is scared Snowden is going to smash him!

 

[Gil]

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............step out of the way

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears......................"Sharks undies"

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of..............a Gazelle running across the plains

4) Gus Gould has ....................a fetish and sends valentine cards to Benji

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because .........because because, because of the wonderful things he does / "NOT".

 

[thedarkshark]

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............point at my brother and say he did it

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears......................a condom"

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of............the greek god of league "peachius"

4) Gus Gould has ....................a thing for creagh's mum

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because .........he was paid more money not to

 

[Bungy]

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............tackle him

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears......................no knickers

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of..............a slow motion replay of someone running on an airport moving walkway.

4) Gus Gould has ....................a good footy brain but not a T.V head.

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because .........his contact lenses are incorrect for his eyes but please don't tell him.

 

[El Coconuto]

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of..............a slow motion replay of someone running on an airport moving walkway.

:fergo:

Love it!

 

[sharky94]

Complete theses lines.........

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............ drop a shoulder in lol

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears......................" a jumper when it's cold

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of..............makybe diva in full flight

4) Gus Gould has ....................ginger pubes

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because ......... he only got 6 times in his unioun career

Enjoy !!!

 

[baanya]

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............assume the fetal position

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears......................a nasty old mow...

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of.............how i thought i would turn out

4) Gus Gould has .................. to much to say

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because .........(im gonna keep this answer to myself and sell it to daniel anderson)

 

[Murphy]

Complete theses lines.........

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............be off work for a while

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears......................"size 8 clothes someone tell her she is a size 16

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of..............mcakbe diva

4) Gus Gould has ....................a answer for everything

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because ......... he been a lazy **** for years now

Enjoy !!!

i didnt check your post before i sent mine than saw you put mackbe diva too he is some rep good work

 

[sharkys26]

Complete theses lines.........

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............ran the other way

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears......................"nothing

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of..............the good old days

4) Gus Gould has ....................a big head

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because ......... he has no fingers

Enjoy !!!

 

[Rapture_Shark]

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me i'd........drop a shoulder in...haha nah id dig my head in the ground

2) "Hey Creagh you mum wears..........king sheets

3)David Peachey in full stride reminded me of.......good times

4)Gus Gould has no sense of rugby league at all

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because........well against cronulla it was because he was versing cronulla!

 

[maco_magic]

1) If Kade Snowden ran the ball at me I'd............ be able to build a house with the bricks that came out of my ass

2) "Hey Creagh, your mum wears...................... a chastity belt so shes not really your mum

3) David Peachey in full stride reminded me of.............. the gold old days

4) Gus Gould has .................... thrush infection

5) Tahu has trouble catching a league ball because ......... its kinda hard catching a ball when your hands are clenched in a fist. all he wants to do nowadays is fight.