Complete These Lines (1)

[PMQ_Tony]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like .......

2. Watching the Sharks is like .......

3. Gall will ........

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ......

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ......

 

[Capital_Shark]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... a bit of a wanker.

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... nothing else.

3. Gall will ........ impress, upset, dominate, never give up.

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... an Irish dancer when he goes for goals.

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... SIR LUKE DOUGLAS!

 

[Murphy]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like .......a jackhammer at your bedroom window,whos got the ear plugs

2. Watching the Sharks is like .......the greatest thing ever!!!!!!

3. Gall will ........not piss on a wall again and have the southern grandstand named after him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ......sheep shagger

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ......

Murphy (PINCH)sorry just day dreaming, Paul Gallen

 

[peachey]

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... an over excited kid at christmas

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... stabbing your eyes numerous times

3. Gall will ........ tear you apart

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... the milkman but he doesnt **** your wife, your dog however, maybe in danger

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... Luke Douglas

 

[thebins]

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like .......a drunken brother inlaw

2. Watching the Sharks is like .......having your favourite beer in a broken glass

3. Gall will ........think, hopefully!

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ......someone who has to check that the door is locked again.

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ......in the darkest hour an avenger is being born (can't see anyone yet, Douglas good, immortal ????)

 

[SharkBoy]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... he has no idea.

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... a nightmare in recent times.

3. Gall will ........ be the next NSW Origin captain.

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... a prancing little bitch.

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... Luke Douglas!

 

[DANGA HATCH]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like .......he's on speed

2. Watching the Sharks is like .......having your tooth pulled but wouldn't have it any other way!


3. Gall will ........captain the sharks again. (He better for our sake)

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ......slippery Morris in a headgear.

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... Paul Gallen

 

[SF]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... all the other Fox commentators.

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... better than not watching them

3. Gall will ........ win Man of the Match on Monday

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... a fast Scott Porter

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... David Peachey

 

[Murphy]

i like this thread

 

[El Coconuto]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... Craig Sager calls the NBA.

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... Watching someone playing Madden who runs the exact same play over and over and over again; unsuccesfully.

3. Gall will ........ Be the only person in my fantasy team to crack the 100 point barrier this week.

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... Jonathan Thurston whilst at the Bulldogs.
Scary potential.

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... The captain of the first Premiership winning Sharks

 

[Gil]

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like .......who!!!

2. Watching the Sharks is like .......Poetry in motion (sometimes)

3. Gall will ........Captain NSW and the Sharks

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ......a Lego man on speed

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... Sir Paul Gallen

 

[Ibanez]

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... a teenage girl who just saw the new Twilight trailer.

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... opening a present on christmas day happily expecting something completey different to what you're actually given... and you have to put on the fake smile and say "aww... thanks."

3. Gall will ........ break hearts and bones in his conquest of the NRL.

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... that guy that stole my TV and DVD player.

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... no one in our current side.

 

[sharkarm]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... Better than any other commentator around atm.

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... A weekly prayer meeting.

3. Gall will ........ Captain NSW in 2010.

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... A gummy bear :fergo:

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... Gallen

 

[shark3]

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like .......A corpse

2. Watching the Sharks is like .......Having an itch and no fingers to scratch it!

3. Gall will ........Never be Origin Captain

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ......an obsessive compulsive knat

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... Blake Ferguson?

 

[sharkafar]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... a medium calling Elvis.

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... watching Sisyphus and that boulder.

3. Gall will ........ take a piss sometime today.

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... how much I despise the Drags.

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... the bye

 

[hitman124]

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... Dave simmons takes a hitup

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... Dancing with the hottest girl who you really like, but also happens to be going out with you bloke you cant stand

3. Gall will ........ Lay down and kill himself before he gives 99 percent in sharks colours.

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... the little bloke in the bar that seems to bloody cling on to everybody.

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... Luke Douglas.

 

[fitz]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like ....... an Indian call centre operator at dinner time

2. Watching the Sharks is like ....... a journey with a loved one

3. Gall will ........ be a grandad one day

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ...... somebody born to be punched

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ...... very good both on and off the field.

 

[mnc]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like .......a bloke who's never played footy

2. Watching the Sharks is like .......going to work; some days are great , others ,you can take this job & shove it!!

3. Gall will ........be a Sharks legend always

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ......a prancing homosexual circus horse

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ......

Gallen; captain of our 1st Premiership winning side,NSW & Australian Rep :glasses-cool:

 

[sharkys26]

Complete theses lines.....

1. Warren Smith calls the NRL like .......he thinks hes know what he talking about but should be call a netball game

2. Watching the Sharks is like .......getting a tattoo it hurts but you hope it looks good at the end

3. Gall will ........kick arse and not stop

4. Jamie Soward reminds me of ......a marching band member

5. The next Sharks immortal will be ......gall

 

[SharkBoy]

Loving the answers in this thread!