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Floating in Chad's pool while he lovingly strokes his "ukulele" while also playing a small guitar... sounds delightful but it's a bit pricey for me.
Perhaps you’ve forgotten but I don’t play the ukulele or the guitar.
Nah I’ve already booked that. The safe word is Pepsi…..
Pepsi is no longer the password my friend!
I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay. Don't forget the baby powder!
My boy is 12 now so no baby powder exists!!
 

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Perhaps you’ve forgotten but I don’t play the ukulele or the guitar.
Pepsi is no longer the password my friend!
My boy is 12 now so no baby powder exists!!
Aren't you in a ukulele band? Just the fluffer?

And the baby powder was a tip to Matt to help getting into the rubber gimp suit. But sounds like he's got bigger problems than chafe if he's forgotten the safe word.
 
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Aren't you in a ukulele band? Just the fluffer?

And the baby powder was a tip to Matt to help getting into the rubber gimp suit. But sounds like he's got bigger problems than chafe if he's forgotten the safe word.
I am mate but I don’t play the uke.
 
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Aren't you in a ukulele band? Just the fluffer?

And the baby powder was a tip to Matt to help getting into the rubber gimp suit. But sounds like he's got bigger problems than chafe if he's forgotten the safe word.
Specialises on the bed flute
 
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Big footy weekend (cross codes) coming up….

Cheap Sydney Flights - Check
2 x Rnd 17 GA tix v Storm Thurs night - Check
2 x Rnd 17 tix Swans v Western Bulldogs Fri night - TBC
Cheap Melbourne flights - Check
2 x Rnd 17 GA tix Fremantle v St Kilda Sat night -TBC
(might try to squeeze in the Sunday game as well).
Cheap Perth flights - (I’m counting on being deported back home) Check!

Sleeping in a park or under a bridge and eating everyone’s leftovers to afford all of the above - Check, check and check!
 
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Aren't you in a ukulele band? Just the fluffer?

And the baby powder was a tip to Matt to help getting into the rubber gimp suit. But sounds like he's got bigger problems than chafe if he's forgotten the safe word.
It is getting a bit cold in this hole in the ground in the basement. I appreciate the lotion though Chad.
 
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