I live for this kind of $#.t. Thanks Burgess.
Wondering how you explain this to the mrs, if you have one...
Mrs Burgess: What are you doing in there? You've been on your laptop for hours.
Burgess: I am going through the sharks game and writing up a minute-by-minute summary of all of the interchange players.
Mrs Burgess: WTF for?
Burgess: For a bunch of dudes on a sharks forum.
Mrs Burgess: Why?
Burgess: Cause... Shut up, that's why.
Halfway through Tolman
Mrs Burgess: Oh that lazy boy isn't getting the ball again
Burgess: THEYRE DECOYS MARIE!
Either that or his dad checks in on him, "You winning son?"