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Hoppa really dogged it this year. He was piss-weak. His first year back he was mixed but that was to be expected I guess, but this season there was no excuses. He got the chance at fullback, he was completely dog **** and lazy there, was moved to centres again but was dog **** and lazy there, and was defending on the wing because he can't tackle all of a sudden.
His heart's not in it any more, definite no thanks imho.
Can you blame him though?
After experiencing the thrilling highs of conducting a recruiting drive on behalf of a cult, it would be a pretty lame existence being a first grade footballer.