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Jaws
And if the club was serious about presenting a clean image, knowing they are in a game full of idiots, they would host parties every weekend, all weekend, where only the team and certied guests could attend. They'd leave their phones at the door and then go nuts: getting maggot, getting naked, golden showers, docking, bubbling, gang raping, hookers...whatever. Boys will be boys, Sharks Board, give them somewhere to be boys away from the public and watch this all go away.
Yeah, but it wouldn't be fun if you couldn't do it in front of the general public.