Sixgill
Moderator
Please use the following guidelines and sample post to fine-tune your posts here on sharks forever.com:
For example:
So the overpaid merkin tooPOO is out with a ****** leg and unlikely to return this year. When my brother's mate did this playin for Guymea he was told to rest for couple weeks with some VB on it and then come back like a ****** gronk and play so not sure what Phlemmo and his nuffie docs are on about ffs. Heard we were talking to Watmough (haven't got a link) and he's a gun so I reckon we get rid of toops (and that nuffie Williams who can't catch a pass with three defenders hanging off him, and Gards coz user with a high post count said he's ****).
So my team would be: 1. Goodon 2. Gordan 3. Best 4. Bitterfingers Pomslaminator 5. Mills, Gards or Toyota Cup player that I don't know anything about 6. Carny 7. Robson but keen to see Chads given a go coz I'm not sure if our halves combination is working ffs 8. Grahame 9. Backuya 10. Watmough 11. Smith (not sure on the spelling?) 12. deGus 13. Gallon
That team right there gives me a bit of a chubby and I'd perform a sexual act on the coach if it happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****** yea make it happen.
I'm on the VB right now imagine if we jagged Jenings and Gayguy (as long as we don't pay overs coz they'd want a bit of coin)
Then we'd have :1. Carny 2. Gardener 3. Jennins 4. Pomms 5. Gayguiy, 6. Gorddn (he's our star signing ffs) 7. Townsend 8. Gal 9. Bakayu 10. Watmong 11. Smith (still not sure on the spelling?) 12. deGoose 13. Gibs
thats even more arousing
Mods, feel free to put this thread in the correct spot coz I couldn't be ****** doin a search for the right spot. Or you'll probly delete it ffs coz its racist or not politically correct or something you ******* fun police **** ya. Why don't youse all go full retard.
- Do not refer to players by their real names. A derogatory 'joke' name is prefereable such as phlemmo for Flanagan. If you cannot think of a suitable joke name please be sure to at least misspell the real name, even if it is spelt correctly in the previous post or thread title.
- Any player mentioned as a possible signing or someone a poster would like should instantly be considered as a done deal and should be followed by many incarnations of a team list
- Any player he makes two mistakes in a winning team should instantly be called to be dropped. Please post your suggested team list after this has happened
- While sharksforever appears to take a stand on swearing by having a filter that converts known words to **** it is condoned by the site to continue using them. Posts are so much more interesting when the reader has to spend time guessing words to make any logic from it
- Every thread must contain the words 'merkin', 'full retard', 'racist', 'source' and 'link'. If you find a thread with words in absentia 'ffs, I need a source or link to see if this racist merkin has gone full retard' is an appropriate post.
- Any post you agree with should not be elaborated upon at all but simply post 'this ^' or the tick
- Punctuation is unnecessary. Unless it is an exclamation mark or question mark, in which case copious repeptition is mandatory
- If you particularly like a post or event regarding league at the moment, it is perfectly acceptable to tell everyone that you are feeling sexually aroused at the thought
- If a thread is into its third page and appears to still reflect the thread title, derailment is required. Please make reference to alcohol or insult another members opinion while being steadfastly pigheaded about your own
- Any moderating by mods should be seen as Orwellian and instant accusations of being 'politically correct', 'Big Brother' or 'fun police' should be made
- Any argument that isn't backed up by stats shall be disregarded
- You are a doctor. Please provide anecdotal evidence of how you returned from an injury much earlier than a currently injured Sharks player
- If somebody with a higher post count than you believes a player is **** or ****** then you are to agree with them
For example:
So the overpaid merkin tooPOO is out with a ****** leg and unlikely to return this year. When my brother's mate did this playin for Guymea he was told to rest for couple weeks with some VB on it and then come back like a ****** gronk and play so not sure what Phlemmo and his nuffie docs are on about ffs. Heard we were talking to Watmough (haven't got a link) and he's a gun so I reckon we get rid of toops (and that nuffie Williams who can't catch a pass with three defenders hanging off him, and Gards coz user with a high post count said he's ****).
So my team would be: 1. Goodon 2. Gordan 3. Best 4. Bitterfingers Pomslaminator 5. Mills, Gards or Toyota Cup player that I don't know anything about 6. Carny 7. Robson but keen to see Chads given a go coz I'm not sure if our halves combination is working ffs 8. Grahame 9. Backuya 10. Watmough 11. Smith (not sure on the spelling?) 12. deGus 13. Gallon
That team right there gives me a bit of a chubby and I'd perform a sexual act on the coach if it happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****** yea make it happen.
I'm on the VB right now imagine if we jagged Jenings and Gayguy (as long as we don't pay overs coz they'd want a bit of coin)
Then we'd have :1. Carny 2. Gardener 3. Jennins 4. Pomms 5. Gayguiy, 6. Gorddn (he's our star signing ffs) 7. Townsend 8. Gal 9. Bakayu 10. Watmong 11. Smith (still not sure on the spelling?) 12. deGoose 13. Gibs
thats even more arousing
Mods, feel free to put this thread in the correct spot coz I couldn't be ****** doin a search for the right spot. Or you'll probly delete it ffs coz its racist or not politically correct or something you ******* fun police **** ya. Why don't youse all go full retard.