Origin Jokes

[peachey]

i didnt know where to put this so..


Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?

They had pictures of QLD players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.

The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."

The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."

The fourth one says, "I prefer QLD fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."

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Q. What do you have when 100 QLD fans are buried up to their necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

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Q. What's the difference between QLD and a jet engine?

A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.

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Q. What do QLD fans and sperm have in common?

A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a QLD fan.

You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot the QLD fan - twice.

 

[sharks195]

hahahaha great stuff peach.

 

[brad]

yeh sick

 

[dier]

Here is an Origin Joke For ya.

New South Wales.

 

[JimBob]

oh heres a good one.

A man walked into a bookie & said, "i would like to putt money on the blues winning"

rofl

 

[sharkafar]

What's the difference between a lime and a blue?

One's small, green and very bitter and the other is a lime.

 

[IronShark]

Sure I have put this up before but it's still worth another run!!...

A woman goes in to see her gynaecologist in very embarrassed and distressed state.
"Now, now. Calm down and tell me the problem.", the doctor says.
"Well, it's very embarrassing", stammers the woman, "but everytime I take off my underpants, my vagina yells out 'QUEENSLANDER!!'. I don't know what to do!"
The doctor checks his calendar and nods thoughtfully,

"Don't worry!" he reassures the woman, "It's State of Origin time, you see. Lots of c^nts go around yelling that at this time of year!"

 

[Mr Wright]

New South Wales

enough said

New South Wales

enough said

 

[dragons]

nsw are rats

 

[goodbyepenrithhellosharks]

very strange that snowman has not voiced his opinion here yet

 

[snowman]

i dont need to make jokes about NSW, your selectors do it for me

 

[goodbyepenrithhellosharks]

i dont need to make jokes about NSW, your selectors do it for me[/QUOTE. that is pretty much the reply I expected

 

[dragons]

nsw are the joke . selectors dont miss tackles