Official Oregon Kaufusi

[Gards]

Ponga looked like this in pre-season

I thought he was in for the worst season of his career

Still have nightmares of when Tim Smith & Todd Carney did this under our employ

Turned into utter mongs

 

[Sevshark]

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Ponga looked like this in pre-season

I thought he was in for the worst season of his career

Still have nightmares of when Tim Smith & Todd Carney did this under our employ

Turned into utter mongs

Let's be honest Gards

Timmy and Toddy were already mongs before the dye jobs, off the field atleast.

 

[Gumby]

a few of the fiji boys have done it. Kikau deadset looks like a ****ing packet of noodles.

 

[Sir Chadley]

My wife calls Kikau "Shaun the Sheep."

 

[Sevshark]

My wife calls Kikau "Shaun the Sheep."

Haha oh I see it in my head and it's gold

 

[Sir Chadley]

She has no idea of his real name, she just says, "oh there goes Shaun the Sheep!"

 

[bort]

She has no idea of his real name, she just says, "oh there goes Shaun the Sheep!"

People my wife recognises outside of Sharks
- Tuamololo it's Taumololo Jason Taumololo (because of a prematch before a Tonga game one time they didn't think to mention another player on any team and she was just like "I think I have heard the name Jason Taumololo 10,000 times now")
- that ****ing guy with the mullet (Tino, she won't miss him)
- oooo ma tummy (Koloamatangi)
- The Chin
- The Neck
- The guy I accidentally showed a picture of himself (Frizell)

 

[Sevshark]

People my wife recognises outside of Sharks
- Tuamololo it's Taumololo Jason Taumololo (because of a prematch before a Tonga game one time they didn't think to mention another player on any team and she was just like "I think I have heard the name Jason Taumololo 10,000 times now")
- that ****ing guy with the mullet (Tino, she won't miss him)
- oooo ma tummy (Koloamatangi)
- The Chin
- The Neck
- The guy I accidentally showed a picture of himself (Frizell)

Ooo ma tummy made me chuckle a fair bit

 

[Western Sharkie]

People my wife recognises outside of Sharks
- Tuamololo it's Taumololo Jason Taumololo (because of a prematch before a Tonga game one time they didn't think to mention another player on any team and she was just like "I think I have heard the name Jason Taumololo 10,000 times now")
- that ****ing guy with the mullet (Tino, she won't miss him)
- oooo ma tummy (Koloamatangi)
- The Chin
- The Neck
- The guy I accidentally showed a picture of himself (Frizell)

And ET cos……. Well, THAT photo

 

[BurgoShark]

People my wife recognises outside of Sharks
- Tuamololo it's Taumololo Jason Taumololo (because of a prematch before a Tonga game one time they didn't think to mention another player on any team and she was just like "I think I have heard the name Jason Taumololo 10,000 times now")
- that ****ing guy with the mullet (Tino, she won't miss him)
- oooo ma tummy (Koloamatangi)
- The Chin
- The Neck
- The guy I accidentally showed a picture of himself (Frizell)

Haha my wife says Kikau has a skunk on his head, loves Benji, hates all people named Cleary but can’t tell the difference between them, and would prison shank me if it got her Soro’s digits.

 

[Sevshark]

Haha my wife says Kikau has a skunk on his head, loves Benji, hates all people named Cleary but can’t tell the difference between them, and would prison shank me if it got her Soro’s digits.

Completely acceptable behaviour if we're all being honest

 

[Gards]

Let's be honest Gards

Timmy and Toddy were already mongs before the dye jobs, off the field atleast.

They were, but this was them evolved into their final form

Darwin has alot to answer for

Haha my wife says Kikau has a skunk on his head, loves Benji, hates all people named Cleary but can’t tell the difference between them, and would prison shank me if it got her Soro’s digits.

Needs to get past me first, I've been making body armour out of old yellow pages