Sixgill
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Please use the following guidelines and sample post to fine-tune your posts here on sharks forever.com:
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So the overpaid merkin tooPOO is out with a ****** leg and unlikely to return this year. When my brother's mate did this playin for Guymea he was told to rest for couple weeks with some VB on it and then come back like a ****** gronk and play so not sure what Phlemmo and his nuffie docs are on about ffs. Heard we were talking to Watmough (haven't got a link) and he's a gun so I reckon we get rid of toops (and that nuffie Williams who can't catch a pass with three defenders hanging off him, and Gards coz user with a high post count said he's ****).
So my team would be: 1. Goodon 2. Gordan 3. Best 4. Bitterfingers Pomslaminator 5. Mills, Gards or Toyota Cup player that I don't know anything about 6. Carny 7. Robson but keen to see Chads given a go coz I'm not sure if our halves combination is working ffs 8. Grahame 9. Backuya 10. Watmough 11. Smith (not sure on the spelling?) 12. deGus 13. Gallon
That team right there gives me a bit of a chubby and I'd perform a sexual act on the coach if it happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****** yea make it happen.
I'm on the VB right now imagine if we jagged Jenings and Gayguy (as long as we don't pay overs coz they'd want a bit of coin)
Then we'd have :1. Carny 2. Gardener 3. Jennins 4. Pomms 5. Gayguiy, 6. Gorddn (he's our star signing ffs) 7. Townsend 8. Gal 9. Bakayu 10. Watmong 11. Smith (still not sure on the spelling?) 12. deGoose 13. Gibs
thats even more arousing
Mods, feel free to put this thread in the correct spot coz I couldn't be ****** doin a search for the right spot. Or you'll probly delete it ffs coz its racist or not politically correct or something you ******* fun police **** ya. Why don't youse all go full retard.
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For example:
So the overpaid merkin tooPOO is out with a ****** leg and unlikely to return this year. When my brother's mate did this playin for Guymea he was told to rest for couple weeks with some VB on it and then come back like a ****** gronk and play so not sure what Phlemmo and his nuffie docs are on about ffs. Heard we were talking to Watmough (haven't got a link) and he's a gun so I reckon we get rid of toops (and that nuffie Williams who can't catch a pass with three defenders hanging off him, and Gards coz user with a high post count said he's ****).
So my team would be: 1. Goodon 2. Gordan 3. Best 4. Bitterfingers Pomslaminator 5. Mills, Gards or Toyota Cup player that I don't know anything about 6. Carny 7. Robson but keen to see Chads given a go coz I'm not sure if our halves combination is working ffs 8. Grahame 9. Backuya 10. Watmough 11. Smith (not sure on the spelling?) 12. deGus 13. Gallon
That team right there gives me a bit of a chubby and I'd perform a sexual act on the coach if it happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****** yea make it happen.
I'm on the VB right now imagine if we jagged Jenings and Gayguy (as long as we don't pay overs coz they'd want a bit of coin)
Then we'd have :1. Carny 2. Gardener 3. Jennins 4. Pomms 5. Gayguiy, 6. Gorddn (he's our star signing ffs) 7. Townsend 8. Gal 9. Bakayu 10. Watmong 11. Smith (still not sure on the spelling?) 12. deGoose 13. Gibs
thats even more arousing
Mods, feel free to put this thread in the correct spot coz I couldn't be ****** doin a search for the right spot. Or you'll probly delete it ffs coz its racist or not politically correct or something you ******* fun police **** ya. Why don't youse all go full retard.
