Official Billy Burns

[Sir Chadley]

What were you discussing with Moses during the long walk in the parted Red Sea?

It was a long walk so I was wanting to know how many beers were left in the esky.

 

[Gumby]

It was a long walk so I was wanting to know how many beers were left in the esky.

That's ****ing gold mate

 

[Sir Chadley]

That's ****ing gold mate

Thanks mate. I wasn’t happy with Moses’ reply, he said there were no more beers available. I fixed him though. Filled a keg with water and changed it into booze. And do you think Moses was getting any of it? No ****ing way!

 

[bort]

Thanks mate. I wasn’t happy with Moses’ reply, he said there were no more beers available. I fixed him though. Filled a keg with water and changed it into booze. And do you think Moses was getting any of it? No ****ing way!

Moses never cared about the people

Only in it for prophet

 

[Sevshark]

That really dates @HaroldBishop

Atleast the scholar's didn't erase him...

 

[apezza]

A pity the scholar's didn't erase him...

Agree!

 

[Sparkles]

Moses never cared about the people

Only in it for prophet

Moses complained a lot about the beer but Jesus was far more winey

 

[apezza]

Moses complained a lot about the beer but Jesus was far more winey

And as punishment for all the sins of the world, God created the Cronulla Sharks!

 

[Western Sharkie]

Thanks mate. I wasn’t happy with Moses’ reply, he said there were no more beers available. I fixed him though. Filled a keg with water and changed it into booze. And do you think Moses was getting any of it? No ****ing way!

Can you multiply bread and fish as well mate?

 

[Sir Chadley]

Can you multiply bread and fish as well mate?

Nah, just the water to booze trick. I’m not great with fish!

 

[Western Sharkie]

Nah, just the water to booze trick. I’m not great with fish!

Sooo, just the important staple then!

 

[HaroldBishop]

Everyone being so nice to each other..... doesn't feel right!!! We need the season to start so we can get back to a bit of normality!

 

[Vichyssoise]

Everyone being so nice to each other..... doesn't feel right!!! We need the season to start so we can get back to a bit of normality!

Lol, brah... WTF?
F**k off!

 

[TownsvilleTigerShark]

And as punishment for all the sins of the world, God created the Cronulla Sharks!

And in turn, the Sharks have punished and frustrated me for 4 decades

 

[apezza]

And in turn, the Sharks have punished and frustrated me for 4 decades

You get less punishment for murder!

 

[CrazyMatt]

That’s great mate. I used to be critical of you doing it because others just took your rumors for granted that they were 100% correct. Some don’t seem to be able to differentiate between what’s rumour and what’s fact.

But, in my ever increasing old age, I’ve changed my tune. Happy to read everything you post and I really appreciate you doing it.

Yeah Gumby’s fine. I give him stick with the Danny Weidler stuff, but I do it out of love , He’s only posting stuff thats available on social media for us to chat about which is nice of him to do.

I only have a problem with people who post something from social media and try to claim it as their own “in the know” bullshit. That stuff is super cringey. Hardly any of that on here over the years though thank god.

 

[apezza]

Yeah Gumby’s fine. I give him stick with the Danny Weidler stuff, but I do it out of love , He’s only posting stuff thats available on social media for us to chat about which is nice of him to do.

I only have a problem with people who post something from social media and try to claim it as their own “in the know” bullshit. That stuff is super cringey. Hardly any of that on here over the years though thank god.

Wait...so Gumby isn't Danny Weidler?

 

[Sir Chadley]

Wait...so Gumby isn't Danny Weidler?

No. He’s better!

 

[apezza]

No. He’s better!

Absolutely!

 

[TownsvilleTigerShark]

You get less punishment for murder!

I might of missed a trick there